Friday, January 29, 2021

The Babe Abides

"Here you go Babe. This is the new device that you use to stop your girlfriends from getting knocked up."

"It looks like a horse shoe keed."

"It is. Just insert it in your ladies cooter and it will block your man goo from giving her a baby.

"But it looks so big. Will it fit."

"Sure it will Babe. Everybody says Claire is the biggest cunt in New York."

"You got me there. Thanks kid. I owe you one,"
 

Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Panda Sex with Charles Bukowski plus sandwiches



 having the low down blues and going

into a restaurant to eat.
you sit at a table.
the waitress smiles at you.
she's dumpy. her ass is too big.
she radiates kindness and sympathy.
live with her 3 months and a man would no real agony.
o.k., you'll tip her 15 percent.
you order a turkey sandwich and a
beer.
the man at the table across from you
has watery blue eyes and
a head like an elephant.
at a table further down are 3 men
with very tiny heads
and long necks
like ostriches.
they talk loudly of land development.
why, you think, did I ever come
in here when I have the low-down
blues?
then the the waitress comes back with the sandwich
and she asks you if there will be anything
else?
and you tell her, no no, this will be
fine.
then somebody behind you laughs.
it's a cork laugh filled with sand and
broken glass.

you begin eating the sandwich.






it's something.
it's a minor, difficult,
sensible action
like composing a popular song
to make a 14-year old
weep.
you order another beer.
jesus, look at that guy
his hands hang down almost to his knees and he's
whistling.
well, time to get out.
pick up the bill.
tip.
go to the register.
pay.
pick up a toothpick.
go out the door.
your car is still there.
and there are 3 men with heads
and necks
like ostriches all getting into one
car.
they each have a toothpick and now
they are talking about women.
they drive away first
they drive away fast.
they're best i guess.
it's an unbearably hot day.
there's a first-stage smog alert.
all the birds and plants are dead
or dying.

you start the engine.

Feelin' Alright Take Two


That's right baby. Shake like a spastic retard.

You know he reminds me of Joe Biden.

And he has Kamala's hair.

Feelin' Alright : Take one


Hope youse guys are felling allright. Ah ha.

Tuesday, January 26, 2021

Panda Sex with Charles Bukowski

 



the words have come and gone,
I sit ill.
the phone rings, the cats sleep.
Linda vacuums up my soul.
I am wanting to live,
waiting to die.       

When, in the course of human events,

 it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.

But, when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.

Back to breathe a little more fire. Check out HR-1, Pelosi Galore’s omnibus bill to legalize vote fraud

I love hearing all the “moderates” or whatever talking about ’22 and ’24.

Unless something is done, there is no ’22 and ’24. And the Rs that haven’t been bought (and probably a lot who have) are looking at political careers that end in 2, 4, or 6 years.

It’s either a fight, and, considering how the Demos treated the troops last week, we may be in better shape than anybody thinks or it’s a march on Rome type thing. I mean 5, 10 million people camped at the Capitol building with the National Guard (this time with loaded weapons) alongside them until we have truth and justice.

And that's just the good guys. Then there's all the "moderates" among the Demos who have been had. They voted for the doofus from Dover because they were told to, but were also told what a moderate he was (blacks remember '94). Now NM and the unions won't have all the Keystone jobs they were counting on, parents will have to worry about who's in the shower with their daughters, everybody will have higher taxes and the Lefties drooling over their 401(k)s. So some of them will start wanting to join forces. Just like the Reagan Democrats.

The lying dogfaced pony soldier started lower than Trump or the Mocha Messiah in the polls and has nowhere to go but down. He called a lid Saturday after 2 whole days on the job, so he's ready to fold already, but not after alienating a lot of the people who voted the way they were told and believed it was an honest count because Fake News said so. Which gives us Chlamydia (in more ways than one, although I don't think she'll last long, either).

They tried to turn some minor vandalism into the Reichstag fire (the murders are another issue). Now they want Hindenburg (the American people) to OK an emergency decree, but the panic just isn't there.

Pelosi Galore and Shi have grabbed the tail of the dragon with all this and I think they thought we’d all crawl away and cry like the Lefties did 4 years ago. We didn't. We got mad as Hell. We got mad enough to put a million people into DC twice in two months. And then the Antifa false flag blew up and 4 Trump supporters were murdered and now DC looks like Auschwitz.

Not what they thought would happen, I’m guessing.

I love what Troop said in one of his posts. 

Let's hope that our leader's return will be much more successful.

I suspect that it will.


The longer we go on with this farce, the worse it will get. While you may or may not believe the fiction only 87% of Rs believe the vote was stolen (try 99%), Fake News is saying even 43% of the Demos believe it, too (I'm betting a lot more than 43%, but they can't say most Demos), so we're looking at a window where people realize they've been under house arrest for a disease that's been hyped like the Black Death when even the CDC has admitted 6% of the deaths attributed were actually from it and WHO has admitted, yes, Vagina, 90% of those "cases" were in fact false positives for a fiull year, gas prices go up, jobs start disappearing, etc., and that is when people will start talking about rectifying the theft of their votes.

I don't think this country can survive without punishing those who stole our rights and our votes and, yes, I mean restoring Donald Trump to the Presidency.

In a riff on the insecurity of the last 2 Democrat vote thieves, he's started the Office of the Former President to go after the bad guys. 

I would have called it the Office of the Real President. 

Ashli Babbitt was murdered and so were the others. They all saw something and were eliminated.

The others who were murdered were Kevin Greeson, Rosanne Boyland, and Benjamin Phillips.

Monday, January 25, 2021

Say Her Name!


 Ashli Babbitt.

Say her name.

She was a vet. A small business owner. A protestor. Unarmed.

Shot down when she was peacefully protesting in the peoples house.

Where are the riots? The looted CVS? The district attorney suspending the cops who shot down an unarmed protestor?

I have been spending my free time posting her name in sites all over the internet.

Ashli Babbitt.

Say her name!

Whatever do you mean Miss Moneypenny

 


"Whatever do you mean Miss Moneypenny?"
"Well Commander Bond I said that this vast expanse of a desk is going to waste. Waste not want my old gaffer used to say."
"What ever would I want to do on this vast expanse Miss Moneypenny?"
"I could climb up on it and you could explore a much tighter space much more to your taste."
"Tighter Moneypenny? I think not."
"Unfortunately my old gaffer used to say that too."

They are always watching.....they are everywhere


 Everywhere I go the Karens and the informers are out trying to inform on us. To make us comply. To take away our basic human right to enjoy our lives.

Last week we had to get our car inspected. That is always an anxiety creating event as it is an old car and there are always something wrong with it that needs to be fixed. The joint we bring it to is about two miles from the house. There is only one silver lining. The coffee shop across the street.

This joint is tiny but was always packed It had three rows of tables in the small space where you basicly forced to share your lunch with someone else. It is always full of working men who come in from the garages or other businesses in the surrounding couple of blocks. 

With the new bullshit they only have three tables and four stools. We lucked out because it was between breakfast and lunch. As I sat down to enjoy my first cup of coffee....I looked over my shoulder...and saw Fredo in the Window.

I got a treat. My diet is very limited but the Boss let me have a Pastrami sandwich and fries. It was heaven.


Of course with any sin there is penance required. The Boss made me walk home to walk off the salt and nitrates. I thought I was gonna die. Luckily the chiropractor was on the way and I persuaded her to go in and get cracked so I had a short respite. Funny enough the guy knew the diner and wanted to meet us there for breakfast the next day when we picked up our car. Luckily it was ready that afternoon and we picked it up.

But we took a fucking Uber. No pastrami was involved.

Why do they have to put politics into everything?


 Politics has permeated every aspect of our lives. You can't even take the sun without some communist trying to tell you to stop and wear a mask.

What happened to America?

Friday, January 22, 2021

Whatever do you mean Miss Moneypenny?

 


"Take it out James."
"What do you mean Moneypenny?"
"Take it out and put it in my hand. I will show you what I can do with it."
"Why would I do that?"
"Well during the war I learned a lot of things."
"I bet you did."
"Yes quite. It was a hand to mouth existence. So to speak."
"I like how you think Moneypenny."

Wednesday, January 20, 2021

Egad's you're back Moneypenny!

 


"Why once again you're back Moneypenny! After such a long absence. And I am glad to see it!"
"Yes I imagine you are Commander Bond. But there is one thing that you would like even more."
"And what would that be my dear?"
"Why my front of course!"
"Indeed Miss Moneypenny, indeed."

Et tu Mitch


You can never trust a Senator.

I just wish that the God Emperor had pardoned himself, his family and his closet aides. The enemy will take no prisoners. Once again he made a mistake listening to his advisors. 

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Farewell my soldiers....France has fallen


Let's hope that our leaders return will be much more successful.

I suspect that it will.