Sunday, May 26, 2019

How to amend your soil

If you choose to watch this you'll become a dirt-genius.

They're telling us how to make our garden soil alive. That way we can dispense with chemical fertilizers that tend to concentrate on NPK numbers, the main things that plants use, to the neglect of everything else.

We'll do fine with chemical fertilizers.

While organic vegetable gardeners swear by their natural ways. They insist the cell structure and cell functions of plants are improved, the roots work much better, the stems are stronger, the leaves darker, the flowers more abundant, the flower pedicels stronger, the fruits larger, more deeply colored and more delicious.

I learned this year something vitally important.

The seeds started in peat pods did very poorly altogether, nearly half were lost, and the seeds started in 3x3x4 nursery cups with amended soil are far more robust, much larger and thicker and darker, faster growing.

It makes sense, once their little roots touch the soil that is active with mycelium and bacteria, everything in the soil is immediately available, while the others started in peat pods have only peat.

It's kind of sad, actually.

That right there is plant abuse. Plant neglect. I didn't realize until I had the amended soil and made this comparison.

I think this is the backyard garden of the black haired man, John Kohler and he's invited the owner of Boogie Brew to his garden. The gray-haired man is showing how he amends his soil.

He's adding an expired package of his own Boogie Brew because it has the elements that make soils great. Later he explains why his company changed their approach to a two-part system. The active element was consuming the product causing its shelf-life to be limited. So they boosted both sides and separated them for unlimited shelf life.

I love the way that he gets his hands filthy showing us and he doesn't care because he likes playing around in the dirt.


Because we're dirt-savants now we notice he's leaving out several amendments we learned from previous videos.

In an earlier video John visited the company that makes the best worm castings that he's used. Here he is using the Worm Gold Plus brand, while later he discovered another brand that delivered better results so he went to that company and made another video.

Notice how John befriends all these people who allow him the run of the place and join him in his videos. They're not only being good salesmen, they're honestly stoked about what they are doing. We see this same thing in the microgreens videos, the people with organic gardens that he's visited, the nurseries he's gone to, and the companies whose products that he is interested in understanding.

In the worm casting video John carefully explains all the elements the company adds to compost to get the best result from their worms. They start out with compost then amend it to suit the worms best. They are the same elements that make the best soil for plants. So all that material comes with their product, the same way this Boogie Brew does. John sticks his hands in bins of each element and comes up filthy the same way this man does at John's home. He shows us what each element looks like, what it feels like and smells like. The worm casting amendment bins contained:

* compost, the base material, avoiding cow or chicken poop or raw sewage
* bio char (the carbon element)
* coffee grounds
* kelp, plant-based nutrients.
* rock dust (minerals that mycelium [fungus] delivers to plant roots)
* humates, humic acid, another carbon element rich in humified organic matter, it stains John's hands black.
* High chitlin, shrimp meal, crab meal and the like.

On Amazon these products receive mixed reviews.

And now that we're dirt-savants we know why some people are disappointed.

They're reviewing each product independently, as if each thing is a fertilizer in itself.

They're not comprehending the soil is alive. These are not intended as inert material that plants automatically take up. They need soil that worms can thrive in. The soil needs bacterial culture and mycelium from fungus to operate in the root zone.

If the soil is dead, and previous chemical fertilizing discouraged worms, then the plants cannot use the products independently either. The soil needs to be both decaying and living at the same time. Maintaining the balance is an ongoing thing.

Saturday, May 25, 2019

Brigitte Bardot vs Claudia Cardinale

Peaches



Palisade peach harvest schedule. (Hint: starts at the end of June)

And that's when you can freak out and buy a ton and load up your backpack and pass them out to everyone that you meet.

Mismatched fight, conservative speaker embarrasses liberal professor in front of her students

"I don't know where you're getting your information, I happen to be on the faculty."

Logical fallacy. Respect mah authoritah. Argumentum ab auctoritate, or verecundiam, argumentum ex cathedra (papal.) I don't know about your diplomas, Redneck, but I'm a professor so my feelings are superior to your silly facts.

Children: Yay!

The whole thing is terribly annoying. Don't watch it, the thing can only annoy.

Trump greets servicemen in Alaska while his plane refuels

Youtube [trump] filter [today].

Man, there's a bunch of insane crap.

There is not much to this video. Trump could stay comfortably onboard while his plane refuels but he chooses instead to greet servicemen/women at Elmendorf-Richardson combined AFB/Army Fort in Anchorage. He merely greets people. That's it. While from their point of view it's all, "Honey, Honey, you'll never guess. Today I shook hands with the president!"



And that got me thinking, now this is a service person's president. They love him.

And that got me thinking. 

So?

Obama evoked this same response in the people who loved him too. 

Trump asked his man for a pen to sign the guy's hat, then gave the guy his hat back and the pen. A token he'll treasure the rest of his life.

But Obama could do that same thing too.

Can I open my heart to accept that Obama did for his supporters what Trump does for these people and me?

Sure. 

But Trump is still a lot better.

When I visited my parent's grave the visitors center at Ft. Logan had Obama's portrait displayed prominently as they do everywhere on military installations, and I was appalled. But I shouldn't have been. I chided myself for being disgusted.

I can imagine people having the same feeling seeing Trump's portrait replacing Obama's on bases everywhere all at once schwing just like that. Major change. And the people who work under the portraits are supposed to feel nothing as if they don't even notice.

Clever Trevor, Ain't No Mountain High Enough



He does "mountain" differently from what I've seen.

My way
His way. Combines her way with our way.

His "honey" is actually "sweet" or "or substitute sweetie" A variation of "cute" and really cute

Usually the sign for "sweetie" as in "lovers" or "boy/girlfriend" is used. 

Bamboo craftwork


Flour tortillas, breakfast tacos




Friday, May 24, 2019

In honor of Jerry Nadler



By way of encouragement.

I love this song. 

It tickles me that it was written by an orthodox Jew. 

Greenbaum says in interviews that real inspiration for the song was Western movies. He liked the way the bad guys wanted to die with their boots on. It wasn't so much Jesus that connected him, rather, the spirit in the sky. 

Whatever. Jesus, God, Spirit in the Sky, it all works. 

Greenbaum wanted to die with his boots on.

Boots, sneakers, hippie sandals, flip flops, whatever, it all works. He wanted to die walking around and still active. He's still alive. Born late November 1942, so that's what ... 58 + 19 = 77 check, 2019 - 1942 = 77.  I think he's 77. And still performing.

Some fifteen years ago I looked up Norman Greenbaum and found a site of his in which he posted a picture of his betta fish's bubble nest. He said he woke up and saw this in his betta's bowl. I cannot find it now so I reproduced what I saw back then. His was a child's goldfish bowl. 


Psych!

What a fake out. 

But this shows where he comes from.

The sites that I read are mostly Christian in nature. Their comments run along the lines of forgiveness and leaving retribution to God and praying for the soul of the individual. 

I have that same Christian training. And I've also have quite a lot of friends, very good people die young who never meant harm to anyone. Good creative constructive loving fine people. Although I admit their wit could stab like a shiv. Good people who suffered terribly and then died with only one third or one fourth their life lived. So my attitude toward vicious troublesome people who support the deaths in great numbers of innocents is go on, suffer harshly already and die. You will not be missed.

Maybe Norman Greenbaum with his orthodox Jewish training is a better Christian than me.

Incidentally, I watched 3 versions of this song translated to ASL but I don't care for any of them. 

Jerrold Nadler taken to hospital

House Judiciary Chair Nadler suffers a health scare while attending a press conference with NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio. When de Blasio asked if Nadler was feeling well Nadler was heard to say faintly, "no" while putting his hands to his face.

He was rolled onto a gurney by forklift and rolled out by a team of twenty burly EMTs to waiting ambulance and taken to hospital where he was hydrated with fifteen gallons of orange juice. He is reported to be feeling much better.

Video recorded at the scene.



Trump presser

These things on the way out to something important with the helicopter noise interfering are the best and he does them constantly. Whenever he goes somewhere. All off the cuff, all from internalized comprehension so no notes are necessary, he simply answers questions from his understanding and he's facing straight up hostility.

A picture formed in my mind of jackals and hyenas. Then cobras, scorpions, wasps, crocodiles, noisy koel birds, coyotes, braying asses, screaming frogs, Trump faces all that noise, walks up to the chaos.  What animal would Trump be? Bear, badger, yak, yeti, then I thought, this analogy is out of control.

These things are why Trump is the most assessable that I've ever seen. He's open to reporters on his way out, to people he doesn't respect. And he tells them that as he explains himself. He tells them how they can be better, but of course they cannot listen. And when they do listen they get everything wrong.

I'm cheered by comments on YouTube. They show that the people who watch these things see what's going on. They're swayed by what they see for themselves and not by the stories submitted by reporters. They see the reporters being handled by the subject of their reporting and YouTube commenters determined "fake news" is a fine term to describe it.

Declassification


Late Thursday evening, President Trump ordered several agencies to cooperate with Attorney General Barr's investigation into the origins of the RUSSIA-collusion hoax and gave Barr the authority to “declassify, downgrade, or direct the declassification or downgrading of information or intelligence” as he sees fit.

The White House statement reads:
Today, at the request and recommendation of the Attorney General of the United States, President Donald J. Trump directed the intelligence community to quickly and fully cooperate with the Attorney General’s investigation into surveillance activities during the 2016 Presidential election.

The Attorney General has also been delegated full and complete authority to declassify information pertaining to this investigation, in accordance with the long-established standards for handling classified information.

Chicken fried chicken, sausage gravy



Commenters on YouTube are unanimously complimentary. 

None of them mention the pounder is now coated with chicken moisture and growing bacteria profusely, the chicken not covered with plastic when flattened so it splattered in a 360° pattern all around including his arms and his apron, the work surface was not wiped with bleach water after he flattened the chicken so it too is now growing bacteria, and and no mention of the flour used for things besides this chicken with the chicken sitting in it, the flour reused for the next items. His fingers holding the chicken then pinching the salt and pepper.

His fingertips touch the butter, the chicken, the mallet, the pan handle, the spoon, the salt and pepper. 

Health Department would close this place down. 

No they wouldn't. They'd simply mark him up poorly.

A cheap place similar to this in my old neighborhood I went to quite a lot. The Health Department Inspector wrote, "The cook flipped hamburgers with the same spatula he used to swat flies." 

Maybe it was a cockroach. I forget. 

At any rate, I cracked up laughing.

They were poorly trained.

I knew beforehand the place is a dump. But that was hilarious.

Slugs and ducks