Monday, March 7, 2016

Who Says I Have Small Hands?


The most limber presidential penis of course belonged to Richard Milhous “Tricky Dick” Nixon who was famous for the shapes he could manipulate his penis into on the Washington “cocktail” circuit. He would twist and turn his penis to create various shapes including a duck, the Lincoln Memorial and his little dog Checkers. His quick and tricky dick was much in evidence in his rise from back bench congressman to senator to vice president. In fact it is rumored that the reason why General Eisenhower choose him as his vice president is because of his puppetry of the penis. Eisenhower said “He may be a dick, but he is one funny dick.”
(The Long and the Short of It, Presidential Penises by Doris Kearns Goodwin, St. Martins Press).

9 comments:

Dust Bunny Queen said...



Well, you know what they say And I'm not talking about hands or shoe size either

/wink

;-)

MamaM said...

Trust DBQ to meet the occasion with a moving song.

ricpic said...

Nixon was a no nonsense guy. I read somewhere that he was one of that rare breed that came out of the Navy with a sizable nest egg that he had acquired playing poker.

chickelit said...

He would twist and turn his penis to create various shapes including a duck, the Lincoln Memorial and his little dog Checkers.

Just like they do with towels on cruise ships

chickelit said...

Or is that "Cruz ships."

Amartel said...

Whose that dick?

Amartel said...

Whose dick this is?

Amartel said...

I suspect Doris Kearns Goodwin of plagiarizing Presidential Penises.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Nixon looks like my eye doctor.