Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Hillary eats a burrito!

You watch the video on mediate.com. I cannot. The video is of Morning Joe. The video opens with the incredibly thick cohost prattling about two photos comparing Hillary Clinton with Marco Rubio side by side, registering her dismissiveness of Rubio, and that is just so rich talking about someone so far out of her intellectual league, "Look at it" she says with disgust, "a seasoned diplomat, former senator, former first lady, secretary of state next to boy." *click*

I must stop. I'm listening to a liberal discuss their political opinion. It's like a stream of goo directly into one's ear canal, when it's not icepick jabs to the eardrums.

Skip to 1:25 on the video at the link, if you care to see Mark Halperin explaining about wrenching something new out of Hillary Clinton like an old clothes mangler, seeing some new trick from an old dog so to speak. Something we've not seen before. Something marvelously humanizing. She's eating a burrito. See? She eats a normal thing at a normal place.

And farts the gas produced by normal bacteria that handle the undigestible portion of her bean on-the-road lunch in the van like regular people and maybe even eventually poops out the residual portion just like a real person, and I'll bet a million dollars she even wipes her butt with thin paper on a roll if only to complete the whole humanity thing. What she needs is "fun" and "new," says Haleprin, and the burrito satisfies Hillary being fun and new for Haleprin, apparently.
"On domestic policy she doesn't have to prove a thing." 
Donny Deutsch agrees with this assessment. Nods all around. And that settles that with the magically humanizing burrito purchased at a regular place and without being noticed. What does it mean anyway, not being noticed?

It means an eccentric looking old lady with a mysteriously dark foreign looking consort both in sunglasses and arriving at lunch among a small carpool of large black vans is not that big deal, not so unusual of a sight out there in customarily flown over part of the country. That's what.

The idea is from a Twitter game that arose today from this Mark Haleprin interview on Bloomberg and his calming explanation. The object of the game is to change press mentions of Hillary to one of a robot learning to be a human.

Like the character Data in STNG.


18 comments:

bagoh20 said...

It's been a long time since there was lubrication.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

If eating a burrito is what is expected to synch the White House for her... then maybe someone should dare ask her to donate her campaign warchest to the fight against cancer... or something loftier than a burrito.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

"she doesn't have to prove a thing..." -

There it is. The left's bad faith on a stick.
Oh come ye, blind faithful, support her and ignore how old she is, how rich she is, where that money came from, ignore all the hypocrisy and the secrecy, the paranoia, her temper tantrums, her corruption... just ignore all that and *squirrel*.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Mark Haleprin typifies this cartoon to a T

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Heh - Lem. That's a keeper.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Thanks Chip, he jogged my memory.

edutcher said...

Titus' dream come true.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

bitmaelstrom ‏CORRECTION

"It wasn't even a burrito, people. It was a burrito bowl. So, just a mess of beans, rice, cheese and meat. #NotReady"

Chip Ahoy said...

Oh poop!

I misread a tweet from Malkin that quadruplets are born in Texas. For some reason they emphasize after refusing abortion. That's a big deal for the point of view in the article. Oh, it's because Life News

I see now. For all life is precious even when its five of the exact same thing and even when they're born 2 Lbs each and require life support for half a year for their lungs to catch up and even when it treats a birth canal like a clown car and leaves stretch marks like a rutted road that require plastic surgery to fix. And even though it means you'll not have a moments sleep for the rest of your lives.

And the baby in the photograph has its little arms up in the shape of a Y.

Which of course suggests flipping them down for M

And twisting them for C

And re-angle them for A

And I did that and it's funny as H-E-double speculums and that's the point I realized it's quintuplets and not quadruplets. And there goes the whole joke. And all those files are wasted; baby y.jpg, baby m.jpg, baby c.jpg, baby a.jpg, baby ymca.pdf I could have a fifth baby holding a YMCA sign but again nothing is ever funny when spelt out.

And five is quite a lot of little girls all at once, don't you think?

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I am immune to all this Hillary garbage and it feels good.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Nice gif Chip but wrong character from the Wizard of Oz

KCFleming said...

Just imagine the stench arising from the Hillary intestinal cesspool after she ate the burrito.

A satanic fart.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...
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Eric the Fruit Bat said...

One of my favorite The Onion headlines: "Taco Bell announces new way to assemble same four ingredients."

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I recall an interview where Jonathan Frakes said that the cast of Star Trek TNG were in awe of Brent Spiner's acting chops.

Mr. Spiner made a cameo or two on The Big Bang Theory where he seemed like he didn't mind making fun of himself and his lackluster acting career.

The compounding irony is enough to drive you mad.

Amartel said...

Daily Mail sez Iowa peasant meet-up comprised of Hillary and imported DNC operatives in training disguised as "regular" people. (Via Drudge.) This really is like the Wizard of Oz except that no one is surprised, or outraged, when the curtain is repeatedly pulled back to show that Hillary! is really just a money-powered robot commanding an ever-replicating army of strawmen with microphones and cameras.

rhhardin said...

Quintuplets ought to be easy on the birth canal compared to a single baby.

Chip Ahoy said...

I picked the wrong character.

Cowardly Lion? No, she's not cowardly. Strawman? Could be. Witch! With an army of indentured soldiers in Pope-like embroidered coats and squadrons of flying monkeys insane and malevolent. That's it.

See how I deduce what people mean? That there takes both skill and intuition.