Saturday, August 31, 2013

"Dude pissing on Lava"


Dude pissing on Lava

30 comments:

ndspinelli said...

It is the male prerogative. A birthright.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

(1) He seems to be running clear so maybe he won't have too many problems with kidney stones later on.

(2) Some (older) guys seem to get all bent out of shape because advertisers and the like portray men as a bunch of stuck-at-age-fourteen mooks. Video's like that go a long way to explain the popularity of the genre.

(3) I don't like the word genre and that's why I just used it improperly, probably.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

(4) When I was in boy scouts, pissing on the camp fire to put it out was pretty much the high point of the evening's festivities. It was kind of like the big fireworks finale on the Fourth of July but it stank a lot more. I never did it, myself, because I thought it was kind of stupid.

rhhardin said...

Girls can do it too. It may take a little knowledge of physics.

rhhardin said...

Iowahawk

I don't know if bombing Syria will preserve the president's credibility, but the disaster afterwards will preserve his track record.

edutcher said...

His credibility was already shot, so it's a win-win.

rhhardin said...

When I want to send a strong message, I put it in the comments.

Airstrikes are a sign of weakness.

ricpic said...

Environmentalists everywhere are scandalized, scandalized!

rhhardin said...

Everybody supposes that guys can pee standing up because of tube-like directability.

But the tube has no effect. The stream only remembers the exit. It's the sharp corner at the exit that does the trick.

That breaks, by force of acceleration, the surface tension which otherwise would make the stream turn and run down your leg.

Guys don't have to give it a thought but girls have to adjust things so that the stream has a similar sharp corner at the exit.

Details vary by girl.

Practice in the shower.

Handy trick.

edutcher said...

Choom now calls it "my military".

Since he's loused it up like everything else, is this covered by the "you broke it, you bought it" rule?

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Better watch out. You don't want to piss off lava.

ooonaughtykitty said...

I want to see the video where the dude pees on an electric fence.

Leland said...

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. When you see a encroaching red line, you piss on it.

Bottle up the comment, give it to Hillary, and she can use it to distant herself from Obama's disaster under the banner "Cruel neutrality".

ndspinelli said...

Mitchell, before I got diabetes I was a beer drinker. After I "got religion" and started eating, drinking right..giving up beer, I got a kidney stone. It landed me in the ER and an overnight. An old doc came in to visit me. He sais, "We have a lot of health problems here in Wi. related to obesity, but we have few males w/ kidney stones. Beer drinkers never get kidney stones."

Phil 314 said...

He could also fart in its general direction.

sakredkow said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
YoungHegelian said...

Thank God the video wasn't in Odorama or the stench would have killed us all.

Lava by itself stinks & burnt piss stinks worse, so I can only imagine what the combo is like.

Somebody call the EPA!

rhhardin said...

Iowahawk suggests staying out and putting the existing war in Syria on pay-per-view.

William said...

Thanks to rhhardin for pointing out the apt visual metaphor. The President's air strike on Syria is very much like pissing on lava. It demonstrates the President's masculinity without much interfering with the flow of events......Superstitious people claim that the volcano god wants the sacrifice of a virgin to appease his angry spirit and that pissing on the lava will only serve to further enrage him.

deborah said...

In the shower?

Synova said...

rhhardin, when I was very small the neighbor girl demonstrated that she could pee standing up like a boy. I never tried it.

I did have a discussion with a fellow cadet in AFROTC field training while we were constructing a field latrine seat of branches (it worked) about just where the hole below had to be in respects to the frame above because he was convinced that female pee went straight down.

Good times. :)

Synova said...

Also, being Air Force, we had unlimited sections of parachute to use to make an enclosure with a door for privacy. (The assumption being that any airman in a survival situation would, of course, have a parachute and lots of parachute cord.)

rhhardin said...

In the shower?

It's self cleaning until the trick is perfected and you can put it where you want to.

AllenS said...

I like to pee on snow, and write my name.

Chip Ahoy said...

Dude pissing on lava, director's cut.

deborah said...

I knew what you meant, rh. Maybe I should have said 'In the shower.'

lol Chip, I thought it looked like water, too.

ndspinelli said...

Deborah, An unofficial poll I took years back of ~50 dudes showed 75% of men piss in the shower. Here's what's interesting. Women have a level playing field w/ men when it comes to pissing in the shower. I've never polled but I bet the percentage is below 20%. And most of those who do are probably dykes.

ndspinelli said...

Never piss while taking a bath..unless the water's real cold.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Boys will be boys!

I know families who make boys sit down to pee. That is child abuse in my opinion.

deborah said...

Evi, you need a better class of acquaintances.