I was told there would be no Dylan

There are many who say that a dog has its day,

And a cat  has a number of lives;

There are others who think that a lobster is pink,

And that bees never work in their hives.

There are fewer, of course, who insist that a horse

Has a horn and two humps on its head,

And a fellow who jests that a teen can have breasts

Is as rare as a donkey that's red.

Yet in spite of all this, I have moments of bliss,

For I cherish a passion for youth,

And though doubtful of biscuit, I'm willing to risk it,

And I love to chase rabbits and chicks.

But my greatest delight is to take a good bite

At a calf that is plump and delicious;

And if I indulge and grow quite a bulge,

Let's hope you won't find me victorious.