Thursday, August 22, 2013

It puts the lotion on its skin...

...or else it gets the hose again.
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

38 comments:

AllenS said...

What The Fuck. This isn't the Army that I served in. Nothing good can come of this, and yet, there's going to be more and more of this clown's wannabees joining.

They'll have a bad experience, and then clog the Veterans Administration with their fucked up disabilities.

Again, What The Fuck?!

Icepick said...

Don't we all feel good about paying for this guy's (?!) sex change operation. It's just like the John Wayne Gacy stuff, but with treason instead of serial killing.

Cody Jarrett said...

It's just like the John Wayne Gacy stuff,

What?

I've watched a couple of documentaries about JWG and read a book or two about him...and I confess I don't really understand what you mean.

So if you could explain, that'd be a help. Thanks.

Synova said...

I'm not a psych-anything but wouldn't this be disassociative-somethingorother? Can't accept being sent to prison or considered unheroic so just be someone else for a while that way it's not happening to you?

Also, I thought he was gay and that being gay was totally permanent, can't possibly be changed, and no one was ever confused about it. /sarc

Pastafarian said...

AllenS, you have the right kind of screen name: Just one letter changes, and you could make the transformation to EllenS.

Don't worry, EllenS, I will support you in your transition into the next phase of your life -- you flirtatious little minx you.

Icepick, your transgender name will be: Ice-cube tray.

I'd better claim Pussyfarian, before someone else snaps that up.

The Dude said...

Perhaps Richard Speck was the mass murderer in question.

AllenS said...

Wait a minute. This might be a brilliant move on Manning's part. Instead of being in prison with men, who are going to... well, you know what I mean, he wants to be sent to a women's prison where stuff like... can't happen to him/her. Brilliant, actually.

Pastafarian said...

Synova, you'll be Cy Nova.

chickelit said...

La Polla Raylana

Pastafarian said...

AllenS, I believe he/she's going to Leavenworth, and I believe he/she'll be put in with the men, as long as he/she has a dongle betwixt his/her legs.

And as I understand his/her predilections, he/she'll be in hog heaven. So to speak.

chickelit said...

A 35-year sentence confined in the body of a man is an even better sentence.

Pastafarian said...

sixty grit, your new name will be "600 thread count."

Amartel said...

What Synova said. This man has a very weak personality, he's easily influenced and probably quite stupid. His self-defined status as "different" allows him to justify being dishonest with himself and others and avoid any deep self-examination. HIs entire existence is defined by posing as a victim when in fact he is not.

So what happens when he wants to switch back? (There will be some self-serving excuse like his natural manliness was repressed - helphelp - by the patriarchy.) Are we on the hook for that, too? Could he sue us for failing to do the necessary due diligence (ie., use common sense) before allowing this operation to go forward?

AllenS said...

Pastafarian said...
AllenS, I believe he/she's going to Leavenworth, and I believe he/she'll be put in with the men, as long as he/she has a dongle betwixt his/her legs.

Not if he/she has the sex change opearation, which I think that he/she is trying to achieve.

I just received info from the VA, and guess what, Obamacare wants some money from Veterans if we are using the VA. We have to sign up to receive Obamacare through the VA. What you were promised is now defacto. Good thing that evil Bush/
Chaney aren't there anymore.

Well, I had this feeling...

Synova said...

Actually you know... being in a military prison would suck bad. They make you shine your shoes and line them up and make corners on your bed like being basic training every day forever.

OTOH, I would expect to be 100 times *safer* in a military prison in the US than in any civilian prison in this country or any other. So it might suck a lot, but it's not going to be a zoo full of animals left to their own devices... which makes the shoe shining and lining and corners maybe worth it.

Synova said...

(Recall... the guys (and gal) mistreating Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib were from a National Guard unit that was *mostly* made up of civilian prison guards.)

Cody Jarrett said...

A judge has already said he can't go to jail as a woman.

The Dude said...

Pastafarian said...

sixty grit, your new name will be "600 thread count."

That made me laugh out loud.

Silky smooth humor - oh yeah.

As for the prisoner's dilemma, if he is killed in prison that's too good a punishment, unless he suffers for a while.

He should have been summarily executed by the army. We used to shoot traitors.

I read that he might be eligible for parole in as little as 8 years. Can anyone here with experience in that system speak to the veracity of that claim?

edutcher said...

If anybody wants to debate the validity of Freud's theory it's all mental, that picture makes it very difficult.

AllenS said...

What The Fuck. This isn't the Army that I served in.

I saw a story that teh out-of-the-foot-locker gheys in A-stan were using Craigslist to set up romantic randyvoos.

There's a Marines-in-Beirut scenario just waiting to happen.

PS On the privileged minorities front, anybody wanting to put forth the theory the 3 cutthroats who killed the Aussie baseball player need to be "understood" may or may not be encouraged by this portrait of a good and loving mother.

And I do mean Mother.

Lydia said...

He/she’s a flibbertigibbet. Back in 2010 it was all “call me Breanna.”

ricpic said...

Who sez the Veronica Lake look is passe!

chickelit said...

Cody Jarrett said...
A judge has already said he can't go to jail as a woman.

So does this translate to no sex change operation or hormone therapy?

KCFleming said...

Chelsea came from Crescent, Oklahom-ay
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Prediction.

Chelsea gets a pardon from Obama and then the tax payers pay for the sex change, the sensitivity training and the wig. Got it.

Cody Jarrett said...

Yes, so far anyway.

ACLU lawyers?

Who knows.

Fuck em. He wants to be a woman, let him be a woman. Chop the shit off, and do it tonight. They can make him an innie when he gets out of jail.


Titus said...

I am a gay and don't like trannys.

I also dislike the glbt label.

tits.

Methadras said...

Piece of shit should be hanging.

Rabel said...

I have no firm plans regarding a sex change operation but for the remainder of the evening I choose to be addressed as Rabellina.

And a question for those of you who have experience in this sort of thing, for example, Trooper or Ritmo, what do they do with the removed appendages and danglies? Are they available for transplant or scientific experimentation or does the removee get to keep them as a memento? It could matter.

The Dude said...

Rabelius, they are donated to those in need.

Cody Jarrett said...

Yeah, for instance, Trooper's got donated via private adoption. Rumor has it a law prof at a fairly large midwestern school received the transplant.

She uses it to violate her gardener.

Michael Haz said...

Michelle Haz here. I want a change. Change my Honda into a Corvette, my house into a penthouse, my......wait....no...things are okay the way they are.

deborah said...

Rabellina, you're prettier when you smile.

Rabel said...

Thank you for the response, 600.

I was just thinking about - Holy Crap! Look at that! - Rhona Mitra is smoking hot. I am definitely going lesbian after the change.

Michael Haz said...

I am definitely going lesbian after the change.

Ditto, because some things never change.

ndspinelli said...

When my bride worked @ the MCC in Chicago they had an inmate come in who was halfway through a sex change. The facility is a Federal Prison jail, for inmates awaiting trial. This inmate had tits, long hair, etc. but still had his tallywagger. They put him on the men's floor

William said...

In NYC they used to have holding cells for men of indeterminate sex. No such courtesy was offered for the women.......There was a cheap hotel on Chambers St that offered rooms to those undergoing sex changes. A lot of the guests were ex-prisoners. They had spent a lot of their time in the yard bulking up. This gave an extra layer of bizarre to their transformation. It's one thing for a dainty guy to grow tits, but it's quite another to see a body builder sprout tits and hips and such.

AllenS said...

False alarm on the VA thing.

Amartel said...

Change you can believe in?