Wednesday, November 2, 2022

On Hammered & Noses as Long as Telephone Wires

 


Curiously enough, Urban Dictionary came through with a broader and more fitting description of "hammered" than I was familiar with, listing symptoms that include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.

4 comments:

edutcher said...

You missed how Brandon talked to the inventors of insulin, but good nonetheless.

ampersand said...

Security videos released.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUivmIsqhAY&t=123s

MamaM said...

The last line takes the cake, ampersand!

MamaM said...

Back to edutcher's previous observation of "many wonderous possibilities". They managed to work in all the lines.