Best of all it allowed her to take over the lawn care so her husband could repair to his study with his cigar and his whiskey while the little woman took care of all domestic chores.
Unfortunately with the dawn of radical feminism men were no longer to enjoy their status of King of castle. On the other hand rabid bitter hags who loved feminism would have to hire indigent gardeners if they wanted their lawn trimmed. Or if they wanted any trim at all.
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Indigent, indignant, potato, potahto.
That's the problem with today's lawnmowers -- not enough chrome and plexiglas. And not enough streamlining.
Menards has a machine that cleans floors all by itself. Spooked me when I first saw it coming down the aisle towards me, but it's apparently programmed to be nice to customers as it stopped and didn't expect me to get out of its way.
If there isn't already one of those things mowing lawns it probably won't be long.
We were out walking our dogs once and encountered an autonomous lawn mower - my dog was curious but my friend's dog wanted to kill it.
So, they are out there even now, mowing lawns, gettin' 'er done and not drinking their owner's cheap box wine.
When lawn mowers go bad
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