Thursday, July 2, 2020

Dick love Pat and Pat loves Dick


"Honey why are we driving around in this station wagon instead of our new Buick?"
"Because that cheap bastard Ike wouldn't spring for a train like Truman had. I am surprised he didn't give me a Tricycle.  We have to drive around and campaign in this."
"That seems very mean Dick."
"Shut up Pat and get behind the wheel. Start driving slowly as I talk to these people. Don't go to fast or I will fall off and land on my keister."
"I wish you would land on my keister honey."
"Shut up you pig and start driving."

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