"Honey why are we driving around in this station wagon instead of our new Buick?"
"Because that cheap bastard Ike wouldn't spring for a train like Truman had. I am surprised he didn't give me a Tricycle. We have to drive around and campaign in this."
"That seems very mean Dick."
"Shut up Pat and get behind the wheel. Start driving slowly as I talk to these people. Don't go to fast or I will fall off and land on my keister."
"I wish you would land on my keister honey."
"Shut up you pig and start driving."
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