Tuesday, August 2, 2016

"Woman Robs Wyoming Bank To Go Back To Prison"

APFBI Special Agent Tory Smith said in court documents that Thompson entered a US Bank branch in Cheyenne and handed a teller a cardboard note that said, “I have a gun. Give me all your money.”

The teller turned over thousands of dollars.

Outside, Thompson threw money into the air and even offered some to people passing by, Smith stated. He added that Cheyenne police Lt. Nathan Busek said he found Thompson with a large sum of money when he arrived at the bank.

“Lt. Busek asked Thompson what was going on, and Thompson replied, ‘I just robbed the bank, I want to go back to prison,'” Smith wrote.

16 comments:

edutcher said...

Some people need an ordered life.

Hope she gets some help.

ricpic said...

Three hots and a cot is a great deal!

Leland said...

This is not so unusual. Some people know they need to be in an institution and cared for. This could be done more cheaply via asylum's, but such things are now considered cruel, because they were abused by people like FDR and Hoover.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

This is how Hillary is when it comes to lying. Not the going to prison part, just the habitual lying.

AllenS said...

If this is the same story that I read yesterday, "woman" is a stretch. Not only a stretch, but a fucking big stretch. "She" doesn't have a penis, because "he" cut it off.

AllenS said...

Go ahead and click the link. Wait for the video to load. LOOK AT THAT FACE, IT'S A DEAD GIVEAWAY! Sorry to yell, but still...

Rabel said...

Looks to me like a goal-oriented do-it-yourselfer with good problem solving skills.

Rabel said...

Related

Methadras said...

Prison is now social welfare. 3 hots and a cot and you get taken care of. Sure, it's behind bars, but still, if you are of that mentality, then this is for you.

Julie Pascal said...

A classmate of my brother's (year behind me in a small school) apparently turned himself in for pot possession because he didn't have a place to stay for the winter.

AllenS said...

If you're really down on your luck, go to prison, and earn your law degree. It's not like you have to pay for the education.

Sixty Grit said...

I used to live in Cheyenne, and while it's not great, it was still better than I imagine prison is. For one thing, when I got the notion, I left. Try that in prison - ha!

ndspinelli said...

Allen, LOL! I'm singing the Kinks hit, LOLA as I type this.

chickelit said...

We just drove through Cheyenne a couple hours ago. We did not stop at the bank.

chickelit said...

Hoping to make it to Kearney today where the first Culver's located.

chickelit said...

Gas just keeps getting cheaper and cheaper...