Monday, July 18, 2016

The best kind of Chris Christie

15 comments:

bagoh20 said...

Looks like he lost a lot of weight.......

off his shoulders.

edutcher said...

He took his shot.

Make him Attorney General for Organized Crime and have him RICO BlackLives and the New Black Panthers.

And all their backers.

edutcher said...

Well, there goes another million votes.

Speaking at the NAACP convention, Cacklepants tells cops to quit killing black people.

EMD said...

He looks like he's late for his shift at KFC.

And, damn it, he forgot his name badge again.

EMD said...


Speaking at the NAACP convention, Cacklepants tells cops to quit killing black people.


First of all, blue jacket on a blue background? Is this amateur hour? She looks like a floating head.

Also! Is she talking to normal black people or the Superpredators™?

edutcher said...

To ask the question is to answer it.

And, you're right about the blue.

chickelit said...

Christie or Giuliani would make great AGs.

Hilary is pandering to the fringe now, forgetting all else. So sad.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Isn't there a rule that if you are a Cowboy fan you cannot be vice president?

Chip Ahoy said...

EBL, I just now chanced upon a photo through Google images that took me to your site. A dude who burned his butt from a bottle rocket.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Chip, the lesson of that photo is don't be a dumbass (or a 3rd degree burnt-ass as the case may be).

edutcher said...

Might as well get this out now, so all the parties jumping for joy (and you know who you are) can feel special:

Cruzzer delegates from CO and IA throw a tantrum when they don't get their way.

Apparently, the adults in the party realize the old line "The people have spoken" is still pretty important and the ones who tried to cheat think everybody should give them what they want.

One thing to keep in mind, Trump has a floor of about a third of the electorate, something the One True Ted or Little Marco didn't.

Also something Cacklepants probably doesn't.

The party fathers, doubts aside, realize no one else could pull it off. Kick and scream all you want, but it says something that the 2 states involved were one of the 3 with a voterless election and the one where Carson was screwed by dirty tricks.

That stuff won't be worth much in November. They know they need a vote-getter and the Republican primary had 5/8 more voters than last time (while the Demos were down a fifth).

edutcher said...

FWIW Breitbart (who else?) has the real skinny on what went down.

I think it's hard to get past the idea the NeverTrumpers just shot themselves.

Trooper York said...

Ed please. I beg of you. Don't use the phrase "The Real Skinny" in a thread about Chris Christie.

It destroys your credibility dude. Seriously!

AllenS said...

That's right TY, this is a big fat story.

edutcher said...

Mea culpa, mea culpa; bless me, Father, for I have sinned