Sunday, February 21, 2016

Jellystone CSI


Suspicion about Smokie's activities heightened as we notice the types of woman he would flirt with. He would walk by the most babelicous woman to talk to someone who walked like a man. At first we thought it was a political thing as Smokey is very liberal as are most bears of color. So to see him hanging out with Birkenstock wearing henna tattooed chicks with hairy underarms was par for the course. But something different was going on.

You see he really hated these woman. He would gain their confidence by seeming to be a clean articulate black bear and then he would turn on them. It was terrible.
(Jellystone CSI, Memories of a Park Ranger Forensic Scientist, Penguin Press 2009)

3 comments:

Dad Bones said...

Any excuse to unzip his jeans and pull out his fire hose. That's his job.

GOODSTUFF said...

Is this Jellystone Park? Because I'd love to see Yoga Bare!

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

#TheBearIsLoose