Friday, September 18, 2015

Conservative gal seeks Hymie who likes to do it in the Heinie.


Ann Coulter's J Date profile-

Conservative Gal seeks Hymie who likes to do it in the Heine.

I like long walks on the beach in wing tip shoes, bashing liberals about the head and face, cutting taxes and anal.

Any Tom, Dick or Scholmo may apply but make sure you are not boring. How many are there of you swinging smeckles anyway? How come no one is answering my ad. What are you all gay? I bet you are gay. Did the rabbi take more than 10% off. I know you love a bargain but come on. Lets go Yentl don't be gentle. I need it bad. Call me.

Not you ricpic. You freak. I know you love the dark meat. But the rest of the Yids can put in a bid. Call me. I mean it!

10 comments:

Trooper York said...

Sorry.

To many religious posts all in a row.

rcocean said...

That's OK. Coulter will happy you posted one of her older photos.

chickelit said...

Oh the annality!

Titus said...

So I went out with a friend of mine to The Thirsty Scholar (opening scene of Social Network and where Zuckerburg dropped the BU Jew).

My friend and i walked two blocks and this wise latina at the bus stop was eyeing me. We started making out on the street and my friend walked away. Any who, he is from Monterray, Mexico, and is out with his Harvard friends. He is now on his way to my loft so I can fuck him.

Have a super night...and he is 22 and his ass is smooth. He lives two blocks away from me and in between my hubby's loft and my loft-this could be "tricky". He told me he loved my big white cock and that I am incredibly handsome!

I do have a big white hard cock.


tits.

ndspinelli said...
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Chip Ahoy said...

She said something dreadful that nobody expected, it was all over the twitters last night. No wait. The night of the debate she became disgusted with all the attention given to Israel and she tweeted:

Just how many fucking jews do these people think are in this country anyway?

Really stupid because Israel support comes from Christians, odd, considering the distrust Jews hold for Evangelicals especially. And her fans and non-fans alike were all tsk, tsk, that's no way to carry on. Ann Coulter must be drinking again tonight.

That thin, one glass of wine goes straight to her head. And those norks are not real either. You can tell by near perfect circularity as one sees on Michelangelo's heroic women, basically forms of men with norks pasted on as afterthought. "Ah yeah, chisel those separately and glue them on." Michelangelo said to his model, always a male, "here, put this on."

"No way I'm wearing a coconut bra."

"Come on. Be a sport. It'll be fun." He used his superiority of position and the art world ended up with statues of men with norks glued on like this and especially like this. And the whole time we were giving the guy credit for being so ace at anatomy but that only holds true for the male form, when it comes to female form he somewhat at a loss.

I thought that's what this post was going to be about, Ann Coulter's Jew-baiting.

What's a hymie? A Jew, or Italian, what? *looks up hymie* Oh. Urban etymology suggests without saying an association with homie, life, also overlapping with hommes, man, hombre, dude, friend. It's not such a bad word unless the suggestion is for mob or crime syndicate.

chickelit said...

What's a hymie? A Jew, or Italian, what? *looks up hymie* Oh. Urban etymology suggests without saying an association with homie, life, also overlapping with hommes, man, hombre, dude, friend. It's not such a bad word unless the suggestion is for mob or crime syndicate.

Just a hunch, but it could be related to the German/Yiddish word for home: "Heim" (pronounced hime). In other comparative linguistics, our word "homely" is related to the German word "geheim": homely means plain or usual; Geheim means secret in German, i.e., that which is not public.

Thought somebody'd like to know.

Titus said...

Boston and Cambridge has a huge amount of jews. We are the jew capital of America. Why do so many jews congregate in Boston?

tits.

Trooper York said...

A Hymie lives in Hymietown. Ask Jesse Jackson. He will tell you.

ricpic said...

Why should tirelessly self-promoting Ann have a problem with tirelessly self-promoting Jews? She doesn't. It's just that everyone, EVERYONE is brought up with mild prejudices. Maybe not even prejudices. We all entertain stereotypes about other groups. Look, I'm not holding my breath for a scientific breakthrough solving the problem of fusion by PUERTO RICANS! Why? Because the stereotype regarding Puerto Ricans is true. So I admit it, Jews can be a little....pushy ha ha ha ha ha.