Sunday, September 21, 2014

"Senator Mary Landrieu helps out with keg stand"

"Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-La.) was spotted helping a man do a keg stand at a Louisiana State University tailgating event on Saturday."

"Keg stands are common events at college campuses. The goal of doing one is to drink as much as possible while doing the hand stand. But the image will raise eyebrows given worries over binge drinking at universities."

18 comments:

Unknown said...

desperado. princess dynasty pols can prove they are down with the common man and the struggle.

Titus said...

She will lose. There will be no more dem senators from the south.

Mission accomplished.

You are a regional party who will never ever again win national elections.

tits.

Unknown said...

Tits, looksee here. The party of the rich has the perfect candidate.



Rabel said...

Based on the outcome of the game, I can only assume that that was LSU's quarterback on top of the keg.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

It's harmless fun like drinking games that help me appreciate that I can be a real stuffed shirt about some things.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Never played beer pong. Never.

Quarters? Never.

Chugging contest? Never.

You get the idea.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I did go through a phase where my drinking friends and I would get hammered and do parkour but that wasn't a drinking game.

That was just stupid.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Will all the talk of college campus "rape culture", is that the message Mary wants to be putting out there?

ndspinelli said...

She looks like Porky Pig's daughter. And, LSU got their butts kicked by Ms. State.

Shouting Thomas said...

She said she was gonna quit me
If I didn't quit the booze
So I just started drinking more
To see if she would really choose
I have to hand it to that girl
She meant every breath
I'm glad she did
Because I was about to drink myself to death

Because my drinking problem left today
She packed up all her things and walked away
Well, it looks like off the bottle is where I'm gonna stay
Cause my drinking problem left today

My Drinking Problem, by Hank III.

The Dude said...

Do not mess with the team from Starkville, Oktibbeha county - they will mess you up worse than Duke hurt Tulane.

Of course I have mixed feelings about the latter, but so long as I don't watch a single down of football I am good.

Amartel said...

The Dems losing faith of low information voters so now they're getting them drunk. Drunk low information voter is Dems bff after dead drunk low information voter.

Amartel said...

And anyone who still won't vote for the Dum Party is a raaacist sez the Dum Party

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Earlier this afternoon I went to Crate & Barrel.

Never been there before.

The place is homo central.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I used to wear my shirttails hanging out because I was so fucking fat I couldn't tuck them into my pants.

Looks like that's now a homo fashion statement.

The shirttails. Not the fat.

They're all mighty slim.

The Dude said...

Shirt tail out covers an inside the waistband holster, just sayin'...

Chip Ahoy said...

Yeah, holster for your phone.

Or worse, for a pager.

flashlight

Handcuffs

Bat grappling hook with self-retracting cable.

Loupe. Yeah, I dunno, they're cool. Once I pulled out a loupe to show what sandpaper is doing, two grades of sandpaper on a windowsill, and a friend burst out laughing as if there was some kind of joke in there.

Waterproof fire starting kit with matches, lighter, flint, kindle, what have you.

Radio

Smoke bombs

Common bicycle tools

Ninja stars

Slingshot

Blowgun

The Dude said...

I was thinking slide rule. Subdue them with maths.