Hillary's Book Signing Rules.

In which we ridicule policy and the individual at the same time. 

* Your wristband provides access to the 4th floor signing line, but does not  guarantee any certain spot in the line
* Please purchase your book for the signing at the cash register. You will be handed your book on the 4th floor.
* 1 book per person, 1 wristband per person. NO exceptions.
* ALL PERSONAL ITEMS will be checked in the 2nd floor. You may claim your bag once you exit the signing.
* The only items permitted on the 4th floor are a wallet, cell phone, and/or small, personal camera
* There will be a security checkpoint on the 3rd Floor. Once you are cleared and enter the 4th floor, you are not permitted to exit until your book is signied.
* She will not be personalizing the book or signing memorabilia. NO posed photography with the author.
* We strongly recommend consuming food or beverages and using restrooms prior to entering the store. If you must exit the line, you will lose your space.

Thank you for you understanding please enjoy.

Oh, don't thank me. I do not have any of that understanding nor enjoyment. 

There is a page 2. but it appears to be fraudulent. Funny as h-e-double police sticks, but fraudulent. Page 3 in the comments. Surely you can think of some good rules yourself. 

Truth revolt. org.   http://tinyurl.com/kqgtruu

See? This is what I meant way back there at the 420 festival a few blocks from my home. Easy enough to go there and participate but they had me walk an extra two blocks to snake my way through barriers when all they had to do was allow me to step through a gap right there at the logical spot that was unnecessarily guarded. I decided at that point not to participate due to layered ridiculous rules. I copped a bad attitude. Then I observed the person of color allow access through the gap for other persons of color. So after all that the rules really are flexible, but not for me. I yelled out my protest from a distance, in public. And that breaks another rule. A rule of my class that cringes with embarrassment for yelling in public. And yelling at people, service people at that, a woman besides, it is unacceptable. But there I am yelling anyway. That's how cross I was at ridiculous rules that would have me walking extra blocks. Yet everyone else found that perfectly acceptable and had a great time celebrating. Celebrating what?  Freedom! The freedom for doing something they should have had freedom of doing all along, and in a society that brags about its vaunted freedoms. Ew, I get cross all over again.

And you know what? While I'm on it, here's another thing. My home, home on the range was cloudy all day today. All day! And not a deer or antelope in sight. I have had it with all this false advertisement. 

1st floor, 2nd floor, and now you're locked into it, 3rd floor, 4th floor. Jesus Christ what a hassle just for a book. Four floors for a book signing! Who would put up with that crap? What kind of personality tolerates that? I do not want to be anywhere near them. 

Politico's Maggie Haberman tweeted the list of guidelines, she being one of the first in line. That is who would brook such nonsense. For a story, I suppose.