Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Marketing Mike


15 comments:

ricpic said...

Tone it down, Mike!

Icepick said...

Not as good as some of the locals down here (the Appliance Direct guys are awesome), but not bad because of its simplicity.

Of course, the best pitch man I ever saw liked more complex story-lines in his commercials.

Sam, you are missed!

bagoh20 said...

It's a front for a brothel. He's speaking dog whistle translated as "come see the girls".

Chip S. said...

He doesn't seem to sell golf clubs, so I guess I won't go to his store.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Is allways sex. Lol

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Rankling Althouse, Mike picked up the phone by the bootstraps.

Icepick said...

Althouse is offended by phones with bootstraps these days? And I thought the anti-shorts thing was a sign of derangement....

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

The abuse of metaphores.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Mikes is noteworthy in that it's diametrically opposite the 'Wise Latina's 11 pages.

Mike is a freaking genius.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Mike's aproach i meant to say.

The Dude said...
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AllenS said...

Unfortunately, when you enter the store, behind the counter is Vince, the Shamwow guy.

Known Unknown said...

Wait, what does he buy again?

deborah said...

I think bago nailed it.

And Allen, the Shamwow guy is kinda cute.

ndspinelli said...

Trooper should follow Mike's lead.