Raylan Givens: I got sent here, I think because they knew it was the one place I didn't want to go. In fact, as I recall, Winona and I promised each other we'd never come back here.
Tone it down, Mike!
Not as good as some of the locals down here (the Appliance Direct guys are awesome), but not bad because of its simplicity.Of course, the best pitch man I ever saw liked more complex story-lines in his commercials.Sam, you are missed!
It's a front for a brothel. He's speaking dog whistle translated as "come see the girls".
He doesn't seem to sell golf clubs, so I guess I won't go to his store.
Is allways sex. Lol
Rankling Althouse, Mike picked up the phone by the bootstraps.
Althouse is offended by phones with bootstraps these days? And I thought the anti-shorts thing was a sign of derangement....
The abuse of metaphores.
Mikes is noteworthy in that it's diametrically opposite the 'Wise Latina's 11 pages.Mike is a freaking genius.
Mike's aproach i meant to say.
Unfortunately, when you enter the store, behind the counter is Vince, the Shamwow guy.
Wait, what does he buy again?
I think bago nailed it.And Allen, the Shamwow guy is kinda cute.
Trooper should follow Mike's lead.
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