This is the advantage of two parent households. In our family's case, I would save the child while the wife snapped the pics. That way we have both evidence for a lawsuit AND, even more importantly, great footage for YouTube. We're going VIRAL, baby!
(And yes, we're awful traditionalists: I do the dangerous and most yucky stuff as the male of the household, my wife does the cooking, etc. If we were two lesbians bound in marriage, the child (the product of adoption or sperm donation or whatever) would get eaten completely before we got done arguing about who had to do what gender role.)
Something very similar happened to me when I was that age. My parents' first reaction was to laugh. I have full confidence that pictures would have been taken if a camera was handy.
I used to tease them about that, but as I got older I realized that when you're dealing with the terrible twos, a certain amount of schadenfreude is excusable. :)
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Lol! Jim Gaffigan does a great bit about our photo society.
That camel is a dangerous predator. Look what it has done to that fence in order to increase access to chewable children.
Society has no respect for children with hoodies.
As to the question posed by the graphic. My rule of thumb would be to quickly figure out whether the child belongs to a democrat.
If it does then I take the camera shot first and then offer assistance ;)
The Camel is resentful that his specie lost the Joe Camel account on account of "the children"... just like this kid in front of me.
Come here kid...
This is clearly racism!
What did you think was in the hump?
This is the advantage of two parent households. In our family's case, I would save the child while the wife snapped the pics. That way we have both evidence for a lawsuit AND, even more importantly, great footage for YouTube. We're going VIRAL, baby!
(And yes, we're awful traditionalists: I do the dangerous and most yucky stuff as the male of the household, my wife does the cooking, etc. If we were two lesbians bound in marriage, the child (the product of adoption or sperm donation or whatever) would get eaten completely before we got done arguing about who had to do what gender role.)
Something very similar happened to me when I was that age. My parents' first reaction was to laugh. I have full confidence that pictures would have been taken if a camera was handy.
I used to tease them about that, but as I got older I realized that when you're dealing with the terrible twos, a certain amount of schadenfreude is excusable. :)
That explains a lot Rev.
Only it was the Donkey that bit you right?
I would have freaked out.
You never forget that special moment when you first got head.
There's getting head, and getting your head, head.
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