Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Area Man Has No Idea How Meth Got Into His Ice Cream

Never mind that he has 5 prior drug convictions and told a reporter that he uses meth because he has "low energy."

All this, plus a gun in her vagina, here.

10 comments:

The Dude said...

She was just happy to see him.

bagoh20 said...

I try not to judge, but now I get what Mom meant when she said it's what's on the inside that counts.

Leland said...

Sounds like Area Man has the same problems as Florida Man.

Amartel said...

"According to the station, the deputy had probable cause to search the car because Fitch reached into the center console when he was not asked to."

Okay, it's been a while, a long while, since I had to care about criminal procedure in my practice but, erm, really? Is this new? Reaching into an area of your own vehicle without cop permission is probable cause to search? Okay.

Which then leads me to wonder about just how the gun in the vagina situation, ah, came to, er, light.

Michael Haz said...

Talk about concealed carry.....

The Dude said...

Buntline special?

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

You got peanut butter in my jelly... no, it is you who got jelly in my peanut butter.

I cant find that classic commercial.

The Dude said...

It's chocolate and peanut butter, Lem.

Are you drunk again?

Unknown said...

Methadras got into he ice cream again. Figures.

Methadras said...

i'm in urz ice creamz!!!111