Take a break from the seriousness and add your pun to this thread.
My wife hired some Eastern Europe immigrants to make and install new drapes for our home. Installation was yesterday. It was all Czechs and valences here most of the day.
One of them, the short guy, is still terrified of police. Every time a squad car drove past the guy asked me "Mister, can you cache a small Czech?"
Hey-oh!
(Someone should let Ruth Anne Adams know about this thread. She's a pro, we're all amateurs.)
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I called someone average. That was mean.
Dennis Miller mentions a Ruth Ann from North Carolina in a monologue. I wander if its the same Ruth Ann.
@8:16
You do wander, but it was Ruth Ann.
But that's not a pun.
A friend of mine has suggested that I buy lottery tickets. I thanked her for abetting my gambling addiction.
Space aliens landed near the Pepsi Cola bottling plant yesterday. One of them got out of the spaceship and said "Take me to your liter."
Are you inciting a fourth Punic War, Haz?
I miss RAA. Hoping the bait works.
Czechs and valences ..ha! Major grin.
Somebody once asked Ahnold if he'd like playing a classical composer and he said, "I'll be Bach".
Czech first for a Ruthenian in your Norwegian woodpile to avoid knotty constructions.
We are ruthless.
Santa is a real trooper going down chimneys, but it really soots him.
Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell?
Why are there only 49 contestants in the Miss Ebonics pageant?
Because they can't get anyone to wear the "Idaho" banner.
Thanks, Haz!
Lem: that was a joke that Dennis credited to me as the entire rest of the show was his work.
When I swim au naturalle, it's a Ruth bare float.
Note to Haz: You are a master baiter.
Aaaannndddd there she is, folks! The pun and only Ruth Anne Adams!
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