Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Wednesday Open Pun Thread

Take a break from the seriousness and add your pun to this thread.

My wife hired some Eastern Europe immigrants to make and install new drapes for our home.  Installation was yesterday.  It was all Czechs and valences here most of the day.

One of them, the short guy, is still terrified of police.  Every time a squad car drove past the guy asked me "Mister, can you cache a small Czech?"

Hey-oh!

(Someone should let Ruth Anne Adams know about this thread.  She's a pro, we're all amateurs.)

17 comments:

The Dude said...

I called someone average. That was mean.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Dennis Miller mentions a Ruth Ann from North Carolina in a monologue. I wander if its the same Ruth Ann.

@8:16

The Dude said...

You do wander, but it was Ruth Ann.

But that's not a pun.

The Dude said...

A friend of mine has suggested that I buy lottery tickets. I thanked her for abetting my gambling addiction.

Michael Haz said...

Space aliens landed near the Pepsi Cola bottling plant yesterday. One of them got out of the spaceship and said "Take me to your liter."

chickelit said...

Are you inciting a fourth Punic War, Haz?

Michael Haz said...

I miss RAA. Hoping the bait works.

Unknown said...

Czechs and valences ..ha! Major grin.

edutcher said...

Somebody once asked Ahnold if he'd like playing a classical composer and he said, "I'll be Bach".

ricpic said...

Czech first for a Ruthenian in your Norwegian woodpile to avoid knotty constructions.

The Dude said...

We are ruthless.

Brill said...

Santa is a real trooper going down chimneys, but it really soots him.

ampersand said...
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Valentine Smith said...

Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell?

YoungHegelian said...

Why are there only 49 contestants in the Miss Ebonics pageant?

Because they can't get anyone to wear the "Idaho" banner.

Ruth Anne Adams said...

Thanks, Haz!

Lem: that was a joke that Dennis credited to me as the entire rest of the show was his work.

When I swim au naturalle, it's a Ruth bare float.

Note to Haz: You are a master baiter.

Michael Haz said...

Aaaannndddd there she is, folks! The pun and only Ruth Anne Adams!