Saturday, March 21, 2015

KLEM FM


Ray Davies writes in his book, "Americana":
It originated from a few evenings spent at Studio 54, where Bob Feiden and Michael Kleffner sometimes took me to see what, in their opinion, was "happening." I joked with them that I might write a disco song that could be played there. I understood some of the cultural origins of disco, but I really was not a fan of pure pop disco music. Yet it was in vogue at the time [1979] and I thought it would be fun to take a stab at it, more for my own amusement than anything else. Feiden and Kleffner had thrown down the challenge, so when I got back to England for our next recording session and rehearsals for the upcoming UK tour I wrote "(Wish I Could Fly Like) Superman" with a disco beat straight out of Saturday Night Fever. The lyrical content, however, was different. The lyrics reflected the political situation in England. The "winter of discontent," the three-day week, the power strikes, the lorry strikes--everybody seemed to be on strike. I wrote this song about a world-weary person who was experiencing this unrest. The only light at the end of his tunnel was the fact that he imagined he could fly like Superman in an attempt to liberate himself.
So far so good. I kinda knew that already. What I didn't appreciate were the efforts of the other Kinks--drummer Mick Avory in particular. Davies continues:
Listening back to the recording I thought what a trouper Mick Avory had been to do take after take on the drums until he got it right. During the recording he obeyed my instructions slavishly while I bobbed around next to him in the studio indicating when to play louder and when to play softer, and to mark the beginnings of verses and choruses. Then halfway through the track I made a gesture that indicated that I wanted to break up the monotony. Mick slipped in a skipped a beat, almost like a jazz player, but fell right back into the rhythm so that the listener felt change but was unaware of what happened. Only a drummer from Mick's generation could have done that. There were two rock drummers in the world capable of doing it at that time--one was Mick and the other was Charlie Watts.* No one listening to the finished record would be aware of this subtlety except me and Mick, but to me, it validated the whole rhythm track--it showed that the backing track was not robotic but had a human element.
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 *Mick Avory had auditioned for the Rolling Stones before Charlie Watts, and played at least one show with them.

"New Orleans airport machete suspect is dead"

"White was shot three times at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport during his horrific attack and was pronounced dead at 5:02 pm Saturday."
Authorities say the suspect in the brazen machete attack may have been planning to bomb the site as well.

Bystanders caught in the chaos said police quickly fired shots to subdue the alleged attacker, sending passengers fleeing and ducking for cover.

"Mostly everybody was getting down to the ground and trying to hide under chairs," Nicole Danjean told The Times-Picayune. Danjean, who had been traveling from New Orleans to Washington, D.C., said she was at her gate when she heard three or four gunshots, then heard someone yell, "Everybody get down!"

"Map: The strange things people Google in every state"

"What strange goods and services is your state researching on Google? Apparently California has been looking into the price of facelifts, tummy tucks, swimming pools and marriage licenses, while Oklahoma is curious about the cost of breast lifts, liposuction, gas and daycare, according to Fixr.com, a cost-estimating website."

"Fixr created the map below with Google Autocomplete, typing “How much does * cost in Sacramento, California?” into Google for each state or state capital, and then marking down the most commonly searched-for good or service."

 (enlarged Link)

You've Got Mail*

To: Camille Paglia
To: Camille Paglia
From: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton
Re: Our college Days
CC: Bill Clintion, Ellen Degeneres, Oprah, NOW, Emily's List

Dear Cami,

I have been reading  your latest screed and I must say I am very disappointed. I see where you go after Bill again about that stupid tramp Monica. Get over it already. It is no big feminist issue.  I don't care if he used young girls to service him so I can concentrate on implanting my plans for world domination. Don't you remember all those times in college when we were in the steam room at Lucille Roberts talking about how we were going to topple the patriarchy and take over the world? I mean then you could put your finger on it. I mean you always put your finger on it.

Don't you remember the good times?

By the way I still have those pants. Huma wears them now. She loves to get into my pants.

Please be a dear and donate some of your vast riches to the Clinton foundation or at least use my Amazon portal to show your appreciation for my activities as a model for women. I think I deserve much more than obscure college professors who are drunk and disorderly even if they do write about you on their failing blogs.

Toodles,
Hillary.

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*A guest post from Trooper York

"Fire extinguisher factory destroyed in massive blaze"

"A Chicago factory that makes chemicals for use in fire extinguishers was destroyed in a massive blaze Thursday night."
More than 150 firefighters responded to the scene and it took them nearly three hours to extinguish the fire. The crews had difficulty getting enough water to the building because of a lack of hydrants and had to perform an "inline operation," in which six trucks were spaced out over a mile and connected by hoses to pipe water, the Chicago Tribune reported.

High flames from the blaze could be spotted from miles away and thick black smoke choked a nearby highway.

Ramses II, seated

I admired the little statue of Ramses II for its detail even though it has an odd face that looks not Egyptian. It looks goofy. The face on the original statue really is like that and the space inside the hook really is filled like that, and there are no hieroglyphics on the side of the throne on the original either, itself an hieroglyphic symbol, nor on the back even though there usually are hieroglyphics there, come on, they are loathe to waste such perfectly good flat space to put bragg-y claims and long strings of royal epithets. So I bought it.


It does waste a lot of writing space that could have been used for bragging and for epithets like Diana Troi introducing her mother, Lwaxana, Daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. The statue wastes space for all kind of formulaic stuff like that.

True as the replica is, the statue is missing a few things. I can see that right off. There are not nearly enough hieroglyphics but they are too tiny for me to read, it seems to be missing the names on the shoulders, and I know what the necklace looks like; one outer row of teardrop gems with five inner rows of parallel bar-shaped gems. I think. Maybe seven rows. A lot of rows. I have the little statue sitting right here in front of me like a paperweight in the semi dark, while having dinner,  appreciating its fidelity to the original in the Museo Egizio at Turin even though it is so small and I would really like to peer in closely to check how deeply true its authenticy-tah.


I'm using the camera to look closer at detail. I cannot see so well in IRL as this lens shows, it's better than a magnifying glass. This statue is excellent proportion and detail. I'm impressed. Very close to the original. But no cigar. There is only one row of these teardrop gems in the original and several rows of small long narrow bullet-type jewels, more as beads.

Too bad.

Here, this is the necklace on the original statue. You can enlarge the photograph of the statue onscreen to impressive detail by clicking it and looking closely at the necklace. In the original, the background around the gems is chiseled away leaving a very shallow bas relief. Ha, six rows of parallel beads. Whereas on the tiny replica the beads are stamped with a tool, like a leather-working tool would be tapped with a hammer.

The shoulder shows a mark, but it is not the appropriate cartouche. It needs to be this cartouche, as the original. It reads ah, m-n, n, m-r "Amun beloved," (the god) Re, M-s, s.

This is what we need to see on the shoulder:


Ramses beloved of Amun. This is his main name. The three fox skins stick out as belonging to members the Rameses dynasty. The rest you see everywhere but the three fox skins, for "mes" is fairly unique to Ramses pharaohs. When you see these fox skins, inside a cartouche you go, "Aha! A Ramses pharaoh." To specify which Ramses pharaoh precisely with no mistaking, another cartouche on the other shoulder will pinpoint him. The tiny replica statue does not have it.


User, I learned long ago, "Waser" and "Weset" the jackel-dog head on a stick is a deity that refers to the West, to the land of the dead. Maat, the goddess depicted seated and identified by the feather on her head stands for "balance," Re, of course, a circle. So far, "UserMaatRe" 

The circle is Re, the god again, but now a circle and not a seated deity of a falcon with this circle on its head and holding an ankh as the previous cartouche, that is an overly elaborate version of something that can be shown much more simply as this circle. Why did they go to all the trouble of chiseling all that when they could get by with a circle? 

They were paid by the month. 

They did it to line up the symbols by height. For aesthetics. This name can be and is written in different ways. The "Re" can be a circle and the final "S" can be another symbol drawn horizontally rather than vertically. Different versions are seen. It is an individual scribe's choice. 

The "re" symbol is in ligature with an adz on a block, the adz symbol stands for the triliteral sound S-T-P, easily remembered by the fuel additive. The zig-zag water symbol means the sound "n," so, "setep-en-Re," both together, "UserMaatRe SetepenRe" 

These are the two cartouches that should be on the shoulders of the replica as they are on the original in Turin. But they are not there. And to show that you do see "gold" everywhere, unabashedly plastered all over, just stuck in places as word-decoration, the symbols appear under each cartouche for Ramses II, in monumental form, and drawn as a seat more than as a necklace, and fairly well showing the names for Ramses II are seated on gold. 




Ugh. Okay, now I know. This would be a Dj-re ligature. It is clearly a tool stamp. Kind of wish I didn't see this. This explains everything else. The snake does not match either of two hieroglyphic snake types, not the horned asp, nor the longer desert snake that denotes "eternity" in royal offering formulas, otherwise a 'Dj' sound. 


* bowl with handle = "k" sound. Without a handle it would mean "lord" 
* eye = "ib" I believe it means "to make" 
* h-k-r, hookah, easy to remember because it is a shepherd's hook, "dominion," it is also the object the king is holding. He is holding an hieroglyphic symbol of dominion and power, as a shepherd. 
* h-k-r has a "q" in front of it. It is the side of a hill, a cutaway view of a hill, so then literally, "q+h-k-r" does not make sense in this context.
* Dj-re This ligature could be "given by re" it appears to be nonsense in this context.


This is the place on the skirt band where we need to see a royal cartouche and it's not here. Preferably with a "mes" symbol in it that will convince us on sight we reading "Ramses." 

But what do we have?  Sun and duck standing for "Re" and "son" It is a common "son of Re" ligature that precedes a royal cartouche, but there is no royal cartouche on the replica. 

Rope twisted into three loops is a hard "H" sound. The flag = N-T-R, meaning "God." So, H-god, it is meaningless. 

The next symbol is a necklace, it means N-B-U, for "gold" a very common symbol seen everywhere in tombs. Gold is extremely important to Egyptian royals. They thought about it constantly, all of them had gold fever and had it badly, and they wrote about it all the time and all over the place. They chiseled their affection for gold in stone. Bragged about how much of it they used. They show deities sitting on seats, and the seat is this symbol for gold, so the symbol is tucked inside pictures as if is not even a word and yet there it is yelling GOLD! 


It's easy to remember from Naboo planet in Star Wars. 

The last two symbols shown on the replica's skirt band is a feather, "eh"  and a lasso, "wah." It means nothing.

It is a weird little statue because of his goofy unEgyptian face and because he is wearing the khepresh, the war crown, the blue crown. It is always weird when a child wears a war crown. What are they trying to prove? 

And what is weird also today, we Egyptologist-types call the khepresh  "blue" war crown no matter what color it is. We know it is supposed to be blue, never mind our lying eyes are showing us the crown is red, we know the crown is supposed to be blue.


We tell ourselves the blue wore off. We convince ourselves there are faint vestiges of the original blue color.

Conclusion: The statue is splendid in its proportion and in detail to a point. The necklace is bogus, although still nicely detailed, and so are the hieroglyphics, bogus but still nicely detailed.. Too bad for these minor flaws. Otherwise it is a fine little statue, surprisingly true to original form.

Friday, March 20, 2015

A lion getting a CAT-scan

'What I dream is that for one election ...'

'every black person in America vote Republican' said ESPN host Stephen A. Smith.
“Black folks in America are telling one party, 'We don’t give a damn about you,’” Smith said. “They’re telling the other party, ‘You’ve got our vote.’ Therefore, you have labeled yourself ‘disenfranchised’ because one party knows they’ve got you under their thumb, the other party knows they’ll never get you and nobody comes to address your interest[s].”

Smith compared voting with “shopping around” to let store owners know they have to cater to you to win your business.

“We don’t do that with politics, and then we blame white America for our disenfranchisement," he said.
For the last couple of days a hashtag #GOPHatesPoorPeople has been trending. It begs the question why would the GOP love a vote that is constantly and blindly one sided?

"College Professor Bans Student From Class For His Views On Rape"

"The 19-year-old told BuzzFeed News that his professor, Pancho Savery, warned him repeatedly that his views made his classmates uncomfortable before he told him in a March 14 email that he was no longer welcome to participate in the “conference” section of his Humanities 110 lecture-seminar class."
“Please know that this was a difficult decision for me to make and one that I have never made before; nevertheless, in light of the serious stress you have caused your classmates, I feel that I have no other choice,” Savery wrote in the email, obtained by BuzzFeed News.

True, whose Facebook page says he studies “How to Annoy People” at Reed, takes pride in challenging his classmates’ opinions. (read the whole thing)
Via twitter

armageddon

 
Via Imgur

But wait there is more... Not just a solar eclipse!

"Today sees THREE astronomical phenomena take place as the supermoon and spring equinox align"
While people in the UK were treated to an eclipse, other events took place

Today marks the spring equinox, when day and night is roughly equal

And it is also a supermoon, with the moon at its closest point to Earth

It is very rare for the three events to occur at the same time
Closer to our neck of the woods.... 36 Million Americans Under Some Type Of Winter Weather Advisory On First Day Of Spring.


Camille Paglia

Excuse me, Miss Paglia?
That's Pa(g)lia.
Did you order decaffeinated coffee, Miss Paglia?
Yes I did.
Oops.
Oops what? 
Oops there goes my tip.


This video produced by Reason is trending all over my timeline tonight. Nick Gillespie gives us a great interview sticking with Paglia all the way through never letting Paglia wander too far afield and never showing annoyance with her unnecessary urgency that leads directly to stuttering and disjointed associations along her very strange speech pattern that jams emphasis on key words by doubling the volume on one of the word's syllables, and her insane speed. I know a guy with this same cadence and pattern except he is even more annoying because whereas his form of avid conversation is to challenge your every sentence so that conversation advances slowly if at all, continuously redirected down desultory unhelpful avenues, by contrast Paglia's avid conversation is to expand the idea, explain and expatiate by using her own history, splashing it in overlapping daubs crammed in rapid sequence.

To me Paglia is most interesting when talking about history and art history. Her perspective is interesting, in discussing what has become of academic humanities, she answers that canon is not determined by art critics sitting there analyzing art, the canon is determined by other artists. The canon is identified by who influenced the most artists over time. She draws an organization hierarchy chart in the air as she continues, "this is the story of art history, that I believe in, that has been discarded."

I like that.

I cannot find it now, one of the Twitter threads, commenters take issue with Paglia singling out Dianne Feinstein as the type of female leader who fits Paglia's model of female leader that Paglia had been waiting for decades. She is the only one. Some viewers stopped at that point because nothing that follows can balance that inanity and make the trouble of watching further worth the pain. Paglia is looking for character traits that she sees in Feinstein, strength, understanding, compassion. They run an early film clip of a young Feinstein responding to the San Francisco murders of Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk by another City Supervisor Dan White and you can see by the film how this demeanor by a woman right there in the next office at the time of the murder, at the time so grabbed  Paglia's interest. Paglia is making a comparative analysis of quality female leaders who confirm to Paglia's preconceived template, over time, then explaining how she got from where she was then, but because of recent events and because of how Feinstein exited so damagingly and with such partisan impetus and with bogus government report constructing, viewers were unable and unwilling to follow.

Thursday, March 19, 2015