"One of the perks of being a woman..."

"... is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."

Shower thought top voted comments...

This reminds me of something with which I like to tease my wife. We have a daughter that looks nothing like her and acts nothing like her. I like to tell her "Babe, I have something to tell you. I cheated on you and she isn't your baby."

First episode of "once upon a time" says otherwise

Except when you were in a Indian bollywood flick...

No, you can just be the one who ends up raising a kid on your own because the dad/sperm donor skipped town/was abusive/denied responsibility/disappeared, etc.
What a perk!