Hey Feminists! Guess what? Chivarly is dead. You killed it.
The man doesn't have to be faster than a crocodile. He just has to be faster than his girlfriend.
From The New York Post:
New York Post By Sophia Rosenbaum November 3, 2016
A relaxing night at an African resort took a terrifying turn when a crocodile took a dive into the pool and attacked two swimmers.
Heart-stopping surveillance footage obtained by CCTV shows the couple splashing around the pool in Kariba, Zimbabwe, last Thursday when the croc hopped into the water — heading straight towards the couple.
The man quickly escaped, causing the carnivorous crocodile to turn its snout on the woman.
She is cornered by the big-toothed reptile, but escapes mostly unscathed, save for a few scrapes.
The crocodile, meanwhile, remains soaking in the pool.