Wednesday, August 11, 2021

SOLID!

 

"Hi my name is Gopher and someday I will grow up to be a Republican congressman. What's your name?"

"My name is Lola."

"What do you do Lola?"

"I am a Show Girl."

"What does that mean?"

"Come up to the Lido deck and I will show you sugar."

"Solid!"

3 comments:

Amartel said...

Whether she's in a club down in old Soho or at the Copa
or letting Gopher look down her dress on the Love Boat
Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets

David Warner said...
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Some Seppo said...

The above spammer has noting on the email I got the other day:

Greetings [Some Seppo],

How are you?

My name is Cardoso Almeida. I am a Procurement Officer with the Angolan National Petroleum and Gas Agency (ANPG). I am writing to extend a business request for you to stand as an agent or middle-man in a crude oil supply contract.

I am assuring you that good profits will be earned from the commission that will be paid to middle-persons. I will provide exclusive details to you upon your acceptance.


Sincerely
Cardoso Almeida
Procurement Officer


At least Cardoso didn't promise me one MILLION dollars in the intitial email.

You can't spell "Gopher" without G O P. Besides, Lola was with your cruise director Julie doing lines of bartender Isaac's chest so was unavailable to the purser.