Monday, January 24, 2022

Take A Letter Maria

5 comments:

MamaM said...

No milk-fed asses allowed?

ampersand said...

Cleopatra bathed in ass milk

MamaM said...

Oh my! Again!! Found while darkening blog doors and entering the hallowed halls of online history and suppositions:

Cleopatra was apparently into more than just sour milk. She used powdered excrement from crocodiles to embellish her complexion, although this was in all likelihood fruitless. Perhaps the concoction did trigger Cleo’s interest in perfumes. In her perfume factory, yes, she apparently was a venture capitalist, herbs, flower petals, leaves or seeds were mixed with hot vegetable oil made from pressed olives. The mixture was allowed to soak for a week and then was pressed through a cloth bag to extract the perfumed oil. The queen even played around with baldness remedies, spurred by her relationship with Julius Caesar who was hair challenged. She experimented with a goo made of ground horse teeth and deer marrow to spur his dormant hair follicles into action. When this didn’t work Cleo traded Julius in for Mark Antony. And those beautiful eyes seen in ancient depictions of the famed Egyptian queen? Made up with green copper malachite, and black lead sulfide. Not only did these improve her appearance, the chemicals kept flies away.

Wondering now if Blogger adheres to the adage, "Better to be sensitive than touchy" when it comes to the exposure of milk-fed asses?

ampersand said...

Who ya gonna believe, the internet or Cecil B. DeMille?

edutcher said...

A milk-fed bottom is a joy forever.