Tuesday, June 2, 2020

When will get back to normal?

When is this phony coronavirus bullshit going to end?

I notice that Governor Witless in Michigan is ending her executive orders on Thursday and letting her state get back to normal. I guess when they are burning cop cars in the middle of the street it doesn't really matter if they wear masks. She can stop arresting barbers and start to worry about the savages looting Target and CVS.

It got so bad that I had to have the wife give me a haircut. She was really scared but she did it anyway. She was worried that she was going to mess it up. I told her I used to get my haircuts at the racetrack where it cost two dollars for a clipping. So I wasn't worried.

She did a creditable job. There's only one problem.

She won't let me cut her hair.

6 comments:

ndspinelli said...

She did a good job. I hope your cheap ass tipped her.

deborah said...

Queer-eye level transformation. Hubba hubba!

The Dude said...

My wife cut my hair for the 23 years we were married. My girlfriend cut my hair for the 7 years we were together. When I was a child my mother cut my hair.

Now - I haven't had a haircut since last fall and my skullett is coming in quite nicely, if I do say so myself.

edutcher said...

You have to make an appointment some places, so you may be better off.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

When is this phony coronavirus bullshit going to end?

Lol, when it finally mans up and realizes that patriotic control of the country in the name of Trump-Love will never be denied - certainly not for the sake of medical and virological and scientific reality!

Your posts weeks back asserting that killing lots of sick old fat people as a legitimate reason for inaction were touching, Troop. But I do wonder how Snow Heroine Sarah Palin would take that. Who knew you were in favor of death panels all along?

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

You're actually going to push that stuff about Scarborough? Regardless of whatever the coroner and the husband said?

Wow.

So what the husband says doesn't matter. What the medical examiner says doesn't matter. Just what's said by a known pathological liar like Trump, who will do anything to satisfy his endless ambition, matters.

If you get to a point where you can say if anyone other than Trump is allowed to inform the world on anything, let your audience know.