Thursday, May 7, 2020

Small Business that didn't quite cut it


The Navajo sex line.

Sample dialogue:

"How?"
"Well what are you wearing?"
"Feather. Bear grease. And nothing else."
"Do you have Grand Tetons?"
"No but me have um Grand Canyon. I no think you can touch the sides white eyes."
Click.
(Small Businesses That Didn't Quite Cut It by Doris Kearns Goodwin)

3 comments:

edutcher said...

Should have tried Shoshones.

They had Grand Tetons and weren't afraid to show 'em.

ampersand said...
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ampersand said...

Good to see the Land O Lakes gal back on her...er...um...feet.