Marilyn's Diary

I had a hard time after the family broke up when Aunt Lily and Uncle Herman got divorced. Uncle Herman moved to NYC to join a band with his friends the Indian, the Construction Worker and Cop. Grandpa moved to NYC too and got a job as the bouncer at the Stonewall Inn. Which was strange because he was kind of old but he had a strange way about him that sucked people in. So to speak.

Now Aunt Lily continued to live at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. Even after Eddie moved away to run for Senator in Massachusetts. She kept having wild sex parties with all of her weird Hollywood friends. Even the trouble that her friends Squeaky and Patricia and Leslie Van Houten got into didn't phase her. I just knew I had to move out before she dragged me down.


I hung out with Moondoggie at the beach for a while. He was bummed because Gidget had left him to become a Nun in Puerto Rico and date some cheap spic imitation of Ricardo Montalban. He had some good pot but it was a downer. I even went with him to Florida where he was going to hook up with Gidget but it never panned out. And the surf sucked. I did meet a couple of cool astronauts but Major Nelson had a girlfriend who was very jealous. So I jetted back to Cali.

Strangely enough I met this really cool guy at the airport. Edward Nigma. He was funny and cute and loved riddles. It could get annoying sometimes. He would say stuff like "What has an eye but cannot see?" The answer was always his cock. It got old after a while.

We were together for about a year until I couldn't take it anymore. I moved out and moved on. I got a new roommate in this French Actress who had just divorced her rich Madison Avenue advertising executive. Boy was he mad about that. Still she had a great pad in the hills and we threw some great parties.

And I never had to answer another fucking riddle again.