Monday, May 27, 2019

"Man dies on plane after ingesting 246 cocaine bags"

Via BBC News:
The flight, bound for Japan's Narita International Airport, had to make an emergency landing in Mexico's Sonora state after he began to have seizures.

Authorities said the man, identified as Udo N, died of a cerebral edema caused by a drug overdose.

The passenger transferred to the flight after starting his journey in the Colombian capital Bogotá.

According to a statement by Sonora's attorney general, the bags - measuring 2.5cm long and 1cm wide - were found in his stomach and intestines during the autopsy.

The remaining 198 passengers aboard were able to continue their journey after the emergency landing in the city of Hermosillo.

7 comments:

The Dude said...

Typical ferner - can't handle his dope. Some people, I swear!

The Dude said...

I have no idea who is on playing steel guitar on that record, but that is some mighty fine pickin' right there! Hoowee!

The Dude said...

Strike the first "on" in that comment - failed edit.

chickelit said...

WTH? Was he going to shit or vomit them out?

246 bags? This wasn’t his 1st rodeo. He probably started at 1 bag, then move onto 5 or 10 bags, then 50, then 100. So greed killed him.

Dad Bones said...

Udo's greed or the coke boss?

Udo: I don't think this is a good idea.
Boss: C'mon, Udo, if you can swallow a hundred you can swallow 200.
Udo: (after #199) One more, right Boss?
Boss: Udo, you're strong as a horse. Have a few more and you'll never have to do this again.
Udo: Well, okay....

The Dude said...

As was asked of Cool Hand Luke - why did you say 50? You could have said 25.

edutcher said...

I believe the phrase is, “Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time”.