Chocolate éclairs

Surprise your honey.

And your kids.

Or your grandkids.

Step 1: Go to dentist and have your teeth bleached.

Step 2: Ask your husband if it's okay for you to make pastries.

Know what would really surprise your honey? 

Doing all the dishes. Not leaving a huge mess behind.

Extremely white teeth inside the mouths of old men give me the creeps. Not this guy so much, he's not old, but I just watched a video of Joe Biden.

I really must start showing better judgement in the links that I choose to follow. I know better, but follow through anyway, then hate myself for allowing myself to be so annoyed unnecessarily.

The link went to IOTW Report, a video of Mark Dice commenting on videos of people I purposefully don't watch. It's 3 against 0 so I have no business watching. But I do anyway. And it's worse than all the stuff that already drives me away. 

For you see, I am an innocent and sensitive soul, I don't need this f'k'n shit. 

Mark Dice yells at his viewers, so just shut up. His point is Biden seems physically weak and running out of gas. (That phrasing opens the discussion for jokes.)

Biden dissembles easily as he breathes. Actually easier now, his breathing is unsteady. He's talking about corporations making billions but paying zero taxes. He smiles disingenuously as he speaks about something unhappy. His facial expressions do not match his messaging. This signals he's not feeling what he is saying. 

His mouth says one thing while his face says another. His brilliant white smile is shaped as the Joker, a victim of an industrial chemical accident. His teeth do not match his age. His teeth are not true, his hair is untrue, unsightly plugs covered by implants, the erasure of facial character is false, his smoothened forehead is signaling his visage is false, while his waning voice and his clearly diminishing energy are true. His physical presentation is wholly incongruent. His messaging is a pile of teetering toothpicks. He is not worth the time given listening to him. He will certainly loose.

Robin Roberts with ABC works from shopworn threadbare exhausted memes and tropes, "Trump has a slogan; Make America Great Again, do you have one? "

Trump had a slogan Make America Great Again, now he has revised slogan Keep America Great. Robin would know that if she knew what she was talking about. So she's not worth the time given to listen. 

No to Mark Dice for yelling, no to Biden for constantly misrepresenting and being a loser, no to Robin Roberts for not knowing what she is talking about, and yet here I am watching. 

So I go, "Dude, wtf are you doing watching this video? Go look at something worthwhile. Go check on your plants. See if they're ready to harden outside. Do something lovely. Surprise the women in your life. Make some éclairs. Do anything else, but don't watch this video in which Biden's super white teeth and schizophrenic disconnected Joker smile disconcerts you.