Friday, December 21, 2018

Mattis retires

He walked into the Oval Office and told Trump he'll pack his bags and leave. Trump looked at him right in the eyes, really looked, all over his eyes, round and round and finally said, "Good Lord, they're already packed. Just leave."


5 comments:

AllenS said...

Good. Does anyone realize that Mattis believes in climate change?

The Dude said...

Well, bye! Mattis left us a nice meme and little else. Never forget who the CinC is, right General? Even the "I'll be right back" general learned that the hard way.

edutcher said...

Nifty.

AllenS said...

Good. Does anyone realize that Mattis believes in climate change?

No offense to the jarheads out there, but there are a lot of Lefty Marines.

He also dragged his feet on doing something about the trans/whatever crowd.

ricpic said...

Finally a president who doesn't believe in endless American deaths for WHAT?!

AllenS said...

The most bestest CinC, in like forever.