Inflatable sheep

A Scottish mum bought her son a shepherd's outfit for her boy's school nativity play. She was delighted the outfit came with an inflatable sheep.

Poor quality control matched a joke stag party sex doll sheep with eyelashes and lipstick and a hole with the child size shepherd outfit.

It's the cutest little thing. The outfit is.

The inflatable sheep is so horrible its actually funny. But you don't know that until you blow it up.

The teacher told the boy to take the sheep home.

Now the mother is embarrassed.

And the boy wants to play with the sheep. "He's probably in there now sticking Legos into the hole."

The mothers wants to get the sheep away from the boy but ran out of reasons he'd understand. So she's decided to take it when he's sleeping and tell him the elf on a shelf took it.

Photos of Mum, the boy in his costume, and the sheep at Scotsman.

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