Pornhub comments that are better than the videos

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* Sometimes when I eat M&Ms I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze until one M&M cracks. I eat the cracked one and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "please use this M&M.

* I'm sorry, but did I hear that a hotdog is $6 and fries are $5!? Forget this video, those prices are insane!

* The stethoscope isn't even in his ears.

* Isn't anyone else concerned that her cereal is getting stale?

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