Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Release the Kraken!

I meant to say, release the memo. Darn. I blew it again. Actually, I'm seeing that film clip all over the place. Oddly, I'm not seeing video of Patty Page singing, Please Release Me. Maybe everyone is too young for that. Here, have Patty Page

It's all so terribly complex. Not really. Nevertheless, partisans cannot see beyond their own nose. A past American president, who shall remain nameless but whose name rhymes with SnowBlama, politicized and weaponized two important American departments to use legal means obtained illegally to spy on American citizens, namely Trump, his family, and his associates, to frame a bogus narrative and to swing an election to their preferred candidate whom they protected illegally, and who would conceal their crimes when elected. In fairness, he didn't have to do much. They were eager to act on their own. Eager to use their positions within government to do what they thought was righteous. Just ask Samuel Wurzelbacher how that works, so obvious right at the start.

All commentary by Democrats scrambling to salvage honor from this straight up disaster for them describe everything in precise reverse. Everything. Everything must be reversed for their mirror-reality to work. So to listen is to step through the looking glass. For example, Trump is using this memo to distract from the investigation of his Russian collusion, where the entire Russian collusion investigation is bogus and intended to distract from this illegal interdepartmental collusion. And it works beautifully on Democrats. They still hang their hopes, hang all that they know, on the certain knowledge the investigation will nail Trump and he will certainly be impeached, refusing to accept there is nothing to find.

And so on, with every single detail. They all have a sudden concern for National security, even as they push for wide open borders and promote voter fraud, and distort FBI investigation into Hillary Clinton's secret private server located in a bathroom. Even as they conceal evidence that shows Obama communicating with Hillary over unsecured phones in compromised foreign territory after they were warned not to do that, and how communication must be handled. They're saying the memo that they didn't read is filled with lies, a strictly Republican memo for Republicans, while their own counter-memo is rushed and without proper process. They wanted Republicans to sign off for their own counter-memo while denying Republicans the opportunity to read it! Far less follow the process that Republicans so carefully achingly followed. Then blame Republicans for obstructing their message.

Twitter is an awful place populated by dummkopfs too arrogant too fierce in their shallowness to waste time reading. Not everyone. But so many, the place is ruined. Having said that, the following is lifted from Twittter #ReleaseTheMemo. Where you will find the most insanely ridiculous poorly informed rebuttals to this ever contrived in the history of politics. It's sad. Were it not so hilarious and schadenfreudelicious.

Eric Swalwell nerviously lying to Don Lemon. He's choking. He cannot control his eyes.


If someone with these crazy-looking eyes is saying the memo shouldn't be released, then that means the memo should be released. 

(Maybe I accidentally animated this photo a little bit.) 


A long time ago a friend of mine worked with mentally disturbed people and one day he went to work and a group of patients were gathered around the television watching a politician talking about something serious and they were cracking up laughing. He asked them what is so funny. They told him the man was lying ridiculously. He asked them how they knew. They all agreed that everything about him other than his words spoke very clearly that everything he said is untrue. Apparently, normal viewers take in the whole scene and consolidate all the parts before processing the message. Disturbed people see individual frames, so to speak. They skip the automatic consolidation that forms so much of our editing and that makes sense of vast amounts of input each hour. So then, pause the video wherever you like and behold the look of a liar. Disturbed people find this hilarious.

Don't mention this to anyone please, because come to think of it, so do I. The absence of eye contact as she contrives is telling.



That's enough. The hashtag is loaded, and I mean LOADED with a ton more of this. Along with very lame peeps of withered poorly thought through rebuttal not worth the effort of responding . 

25 comments:

Leland said...

I was reminded of this.

ndspinelli said...

In the 60's, the left loved the Russians and free speech and hated the FBI. We have become Seinfeld's Bizarro World.

Dickin'Bimbos@Home said...

can you link the last video with a link? so I can link elsewhere... ?? please!

chickelit said...

Adam Schiff kinda reminds me of an older Adam Lanza. Something about the face

Dickin'Bimbos@Home said...

Adam Schiff looks like an asshole. A lying corrupt democrat asshole.

edutcher said...

The memo was voted out of Committee for the full House to peruse. My guess is the contents will be public very soon.

Maybe tonight.

Chip Ahoy said...

Dickin'Bimbos, it's a Twitter link.

Their code is impossible.

Here is YouTube with the same video, 'cept a little bit different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6FuQS58o0I

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Watch the videos of the talking heads without sound and you will see the body language and be clearly able to see who is lying, uncomfortable and trying to weasel out.

Chip Ahoy said...

Custody of the memo and its declassification is now with President Trump. The White House has 5 days to review. Any official who has a positions are now responsible to make their case to President Trump.

I love saying that. President Trump President Trump President Trump.

This is what I learned from the Treehouse this morning. But first we had a peeing contest. Eddie Stotko won. He can pee the farthest. But Bob Ray can pee the longest. Jeeze, that guy can really hold it in. (But my pee was the clearest like water. So there.)

Anyway, because President Trump President Trump President Trump gave permission for Christopher Wray to see the intelligence memo prior to the House Intel vote then Wray and Rosenstein had an obligation to debrief President Trump President Trump President Trump on their findings. And that's why they had that meeting in the West Wing yesterday. Mystery solved. But the vote last night transferred the declassification decision to President Trump President Trump President Trump. President Trump holds all the cards. If this were a card game. But it's not. It's a peeing contest.

Amartel said...

Schiffty Adam.

Dickin'Bimbos@Home said...

Thank you, Chip.

Amartel said...

Doesn't care about national security or Russian collusion.

ndspinelli said...

Chick, Spot on observation.

Methadras said...

I'm a little surprised at how many of you migrated back to TOP. A little disappointed too... Et tu?

Trooper York said...

I hear you Meth. You and I are the only real grudge holders here.

Are you Irish?

Because the two things an Irishman can hold is his liquor and a grudge.

Trooper York said...

Seriously everybody should do what works for them.

That was the whole reason Lem started this place. As an alternative. For different voices to be heard. Unfiltered. Unmoderated.

I want to thank Chip for all the yeoman work he is doing here lately. This post is typical. Really well done and interesting. Far superior to other joints.

I also want to thank Lem for starting this place. I mean I understand that he had to move on. He birthed this joint. Then he abandoned before if was five years old. But that's ok. I understand.

He is after all a Dominican. That's what they do.

Sixty Grit said...

I am Southern and I carry grudges for the aerobic benefits. That is the way of my people.

Rabel said...

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Sixty Grit said...

Isn't Ms. Brenda Lee something - hoowee! Little Miss Dynamite indeed!

Rabel said...

I wake up in the mornin' and I wonder

edutcher said...

For those who haven't heard (and this should be its own post), Trump has ordered public release of the FISA memo right after SOTU.

Trooper York said...

I hear you Meth. You and I are the only real grudge holders here.

You may want to count noses on that. I've checked out a few posts with odd titles (TOP is on everybody's blogroll, after all), but I've pretty much stayed away. They were, in fact, crowing they finally got back to where they had been before which, I have to say, handed me a laugh.

Thing is, I think it's some people seeing something on a blogroll and feel obliged to set them straight.

YMMV

I

rcocean said...

The Democrats have shown they are lunatic anti-American traitors. Now, they are bringing Illegals to the State of the Union. Pelosi is attacking Trump for trying to make "America a whiter country". The D's are saying the memo is a "Nothingburger" and a "Threat to national security".

What's going to happen when these crazy nutballs get in power again!

edutcher said...

That may be a long time coming.

That they call it a nothingburger shows how scared they are. And Senator Booker seems to be telling Mr DeMille he's ready for his close-up.

The eminent Mr Surber describes it as the end of the Democratic Party's control of the Department of Justice and America's intelligence gathering operations.

And at least one Congressman, as well as Ann Coulter, want Capitol Hill cops to arrest any illegal aliens there.

Trooper York said...

You are right Ed. Sorry you are steadfast.

One of the many things I admire about you.

Methadras said...

Trooper York said...
I hear you Meth. You and I are the only real grudge holders here.

Are you Irish?


No, worse. My kind holds grudges for millennia and only God knows why.

Because the two things an Irishman can hold is his liquor and a grudge.

Thank God I don't drink.