“A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, ‘You are mad; you are not like us.'” ― St. Anthony the Great
Did he find a toilet?
Fohty-nein thousand yeeeazThey kill me. They totally kill me all up and down. Existence there is extremely primal, very close to nature. Every time they're on the tee vee, and I mean every time, they must use one of three words no matter the subject, and each instance the word lands with double the emphasis. 1) yeeeeeeeahs2) aaaaaah3) woooootah Non rhotic English changes your mouth. Forces it to emphasize the places where r's are omitted, to audibly compensate the omission.Then to compensate numerically the omission, the r's intrude some place else where they do not belong. And to mask the intrusion they're gently aspirated Party becomes potty and guard becomes god. And Korea becomes career and lawyer becomes loreyer. AmericerCaniderAfricerChinerAngolierArgentinerCuberJamaicerBolivierMacedonierMalaysierGuinerGuatemalerSlovenierLithunierMalterZambierAnd many others. Like these:LibyerIndierSyrierTanzanierTongerTunisierUganderVenezuelerBotswanerCambodierEriterEthopierBurmerGorgerGrenaderThere's more ... STOP IT ALREADY you're driving my ears nuts on purpose. You're doing this on purpose! You think it sounds posh to mispronounce them then realize you sound an Appalachian hillbilly and not posh at all, and so drop the affectation on the second or third instance. We catch you at this affectation ALL THE TIME. Even Milo Yiannopoulos goes "Americer, Americer, America, America, America, America, self-correcting, so that's proof of my postulation right there. Honestly, I cannot listen for more than a minute, no matter how serious the subject no matter the level of expertise. Within the one minute mark I click off, tune out, shut off, from listening to a flid mong trying to explain something erudite and failing from their speech impediment. It's ridiculous.
They're really not that hard to find.
it's true: wherever you go, there you are
The ring wants to be found.
Speaking of wanting to be found, watched the final episode of Detectorists last night.Very glad I found out about it.Thank you AprilApple
So, has anything changed? Did Wiki leak? Did Dicky leaks amount to anything? Is this story being covered with a pillow until Herself becomes our Queen?
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