Everywhere I go

On the internet, in comments, all I see is the most insanely inverted stupid shit imaginable. And that's making me quite cross just passing through it.

Has my country gone insane all at once? Is everybody drunk? Because it sounds like it. Stoned people don't behave this way.

I cannot do anything for them. They resolved to be mean and incomprehensibly low. They're letting their ids fly around like bats.

Therefore, I will water my plants and see to my own health. Care for a cookie and a glass of really good milk? We can get away from these freaks. Come over here and I'll share. Not just regular milk, this comes from cows that eat grass. And not brown grass like hay, green grass, and that's better. Apparently. Says so right on the carton and I believe them, you can actually taste the difference. It's a lot better.