Sunday, August 14, 2016

Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.

Police: Then why are you reporting it now?

Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

8 comments:

ndspinelli said...

"Take my wife, please!"

chickelit said...

That's sexist! ;)

Lem said...

touché

XRay said...

Good one!

ndspinelli said...

Is the Klan rally over yet?

chickelit said...

@spinelli: Not really -- we keep going around in circles.

Lem said...

He's talking about certain risqué posts earlier.

chickelit said...

You can never really tell who spinelli is ragging on but it's usually Troop and sometimes me.