Wednesday, May 18, 2016

What is never a good idea?

Reddit top rated answers.... 
Golden Corral.
Scrolling through Facebook, Instagram, profile pics etc while going through a tough time.
Everyone's life will seem better than yours. EVERYONE
Trying to eat a whole plate of Carolina Reaper chicken wings in the hopes you win a trivial contest that awards you a free dinner from the restaurant you're eating said chicken wings in, but in reality all you get is the experience of crying pain tears in front of 10 people and then vomiting what feels like a chicken-lava puree 35 minutes later in a public bathroom.
Unprotected sex when you're not legitimately open to making a baby.
Doing the thing that comes after you say "hey everyone watch this"
spinning a scooter while its near your ankles

12 comments:

Trooper York said...

Hillary.

ricpic said...

What's wrong with Golden Corral? Only way I get veggies when I'm on the road.

edutcher said...

Denny's.

The Dude said...

Redheads.

ndspinelli said...

Eating and drinking politics 24/7.

Ate @ House of Nanking last night in SF. The reviews were good and Amartel praised it. The reviews did talk negatively about gruff service. Well, these are tough Asian women. I love tough women. I married one. She's not Asian or gruff, but she's tough. The food was very good. And, w/ all tough/gruff waitresses, you just give them some shit back and they love it.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Chez Thuy

Talk about tough Asian women. Not tough. Nasty. Mean.

Delicious food. I ordered the whatever bowl - so yummy. it had shards of metal bits from what looked lite a metal scrubber pad. When I pointed it out, the angry Asian lady told me - "yeah so what, it's just the metal pads we use to clean our dishes."


GROSS!

No apology. No offer to fix it. Just - FU, customer. You don't like metal bits and cleaning products in your food - tough cookies and bite me.

I have not returned.

Methadras said...

Hand in a running blender. Not a good idea.

Amartel said...

Glad it worked out for you, ND. Enjoy the beautiful warm weather on your trip over to Reno. Nice drive and your ears will pop going over the Donner Pass.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

A cat post.

Leland said...

President Hillary Clinton

Chip Ahoy said...

The food sure looks good. And people stand in line for it.

House of Nanking sounds so grand like House of Saud, planetary like House Harkonnen and House Atreides. It sounds intergenerational.

The character "Little" 小 sticks out for its simplicity, a little bitty bird footprint like a percent sign, It's the same in Japanese Kanji, you see that bird footprint and you think BAM "little," something is little. Nanking Little House. So you know it's going to be little.

Is it little? Is it little? Is it lIttle? Is t little? I bet it is. I bet it is. I bet it is SHUT UP!

Did you see a rat? Did you see a rat? Did you see a rat? Did you see a rat? I bet you did. I bet you did. I bet you did SHUT UP!

Well, I bin kicked outta noisier lie berries than this.

What's never a good idea is tying your hang glider bag onto your keel post of your new glider with its swivel wing mechanism that is balanced well as a good bicycle. Then, follow rule #1 in hang gliding, never NEVER NEVER over pilot your glider, at beginning stages, when in doubt let go of hand bar and allow your weight to balance the craft. Because you just threw that off by tying your bag back there away from the swivel. Like you were told to. That is, it's never a good idea to obey your instructor and obey rule #1 with your new glider.

See? This is just like real life more serious even than hang gliding. This same thing happened with the sailors following orders and were captured by Iran and endured so far untold indignities. So bad we cannot even know for another year. Those sailors were smarter than the officers who put them in danger but they did anyway for following rules and they suffered because of it. The situation creates tension that is unresolvable. So, goodby to hang gliding, that really did wreck it, literally wrecked it, just as goodby to respect for authority in those sailor's careers. I'm imagining.

That's what is never a good idea. Submitting the authority of your own good sense. The single reason I never enlisted. My second boy scout troop proved to me I am not cut out for that horse shit. You'd think hang gliding would be free of it, horse shit authority, but in my particular case it was not. I was told hard and fast, paid for the instruction, two wrong things that nearly killed me.

So I said to myself, you know, Old Boy, you're really going to have to give up the heroine and the hookah sometime because like heavy drinking those things and hang gliding don't go together.

that would probably be the second never good idea.

ndspinelli said...

Chip, I have gone to an acupuncturist from mainland China. A very forceful woman. I'm diabetic and she told me I should be eating sweet potatoes. She said they are part of the Asian diet. Very seldom do I see them on the menu in Chinese restaurants. But, they are @ Nanking. My brides chicken dish had them. Thinly sliced and 2 varieties in the dish. Superb! We got a table right near the front door in front of the adjacent window. I always give my bride the better view, looking out over the dining room. However, my vantage point, looking out onto the sidewalk was great people watching. They were lined up, but these women keep the tables turning over. The atmosphere is one that encourages you to not linger when you're done eating.