Sunday, February 7, 2016

Where have you gone Ray Handley?


Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson 
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo) 
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson 
Heaven holds a place for those who pray 
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey) 

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon 
Going to the tailgate shake and bake
Laugh about it, shout about it 
When you've got to choose ,
Ev'ry way you look at it, we lose 

Where have you gone, Ray Handley
Giants nation turns it lonely eyes to you
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Tranny Ray has left and gone away 
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

37 comments:

chickelit said...

Was he a moobius stripper? It's impossible to tell which side is "out."

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Looks like Denver is going to score first.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Lady Gaga did a really nice rendition of the National Anthem.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Cam's choking so far. Ten to nuthing Denver.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Maybe wearing that Superman shirt was not a good idea.

Leland said...

Yeah Cam not bringing it, neither is MntDew.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Carolina finally scores and makes it a game.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Tweet...

"Almost every Super Bowl commercial so far has urged Americans to embrace the future. Bad news for @HillaryClinton. Good news for @TeamMarco"

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

#PuppyMonkeyBaby so far leading the superbowl commercial chatter on twitter.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Tweet...

"Lady Gaga, Beyonce and Coldplay.
Hmmm, and Democrats believe waterboarding is torture?"

ricpic said...

Bronco defense may give Peyton a win in his last game.

Leland said...

CBS bringing us fake and not accurate violinists.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

That was an ok halftime show.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Yea, the jumping violinists?

Call me Skeptical.

Chip Ahoy said...

Whachew talk'n 'bout, Willis?

That was a good half time show. Saw the end. But now my shower is done and I'm all shined up and I must leave in a desperate bid to find lifesaving food.

Andre's one thought that kept running through his mind as he crawled through the halls to this truck on his last desperate bid to escape was, "Crawl, Andre, crawl."

Leland said...

Michael Oher looks like a sign post pointing the way to Cam Newton.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Do the Panthers have what it takes to pull off a comeback?

Call me Skeptical.

Leland said...

Former Texans coaches showing talent that wasn't available in Houston.

Leland said...

Anybody have a birthday in November?

Rabel said...

Now, if I understand what the fools who were trying to make the Super Bowl about race were saying, tonight's result means that the white people won. Well, Yea, team!

Go White!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Go White!
Fight! Fight1 Fight!

Fucking idiots.

Chip Ahoy said...

\o/

William said...

Cam didn't do himself any favors with that post game interview. Jeez, you won the MVP, went to the Super Bowl, and were in the game until the 4th quarter. Lighten up. Human beings have suffered worst fates in this world.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

The antics after a touchdown and the reaction after a let down... they go together with Cam.

Trump was gracious the night he got beat in Iowa. Cam lacks that social grace.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

Hey Rabel - wooo!

Von Miller - he's not really balck! Von Miller sak sak sak!

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

I mean - yay Von. Yo da man.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

For all of those rooting for the underdog - yay us!

Rabel said...

The Papa John's dude kissed Peyton after the game. This concerns me.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

I wouldn't worry too much. Every straight guy in Denver wants to kiss Payton Manning.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

D-Fence.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

You know what's better than a sack?
A strip sack.

AllenS said...

Well, so much for the Cam show that I thought would happen.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

...Not that Manning carried the show. He does have some sort of magic over the team.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

Cam Newton is an incredible athlete. That man can run.

It's too bad he isn't a more gracious loser.

The Dude said...

Cam is an arrogant, inarticulate, emotionally unstable narcissist. He framed that game in terms of race and he lost, both on and off the field. He choked the game away - I didn't watch any of it, but his statistics indicate that he was the primary reason his team lost. Works for me. Now go sulk on the bench with a towel on your head, Cam, that is the true you, you miserable loser.

AllenS said...

The Bronco defense won the game.

deborah said...

"\o/"

Sir, you are a transparent condescender and a scoundrel. Good day. I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!

William said...

Cam should marry a supermodel. Then she could bitch about his receivers dropping the ball. It happened. Supermodels look good when they pout. They're paid for their pouts. Quarterbacks not so much.