Sunday, December 6, 2015

Poor Santa!

"So what would you like for Christmas this year Samantha?"
"How about a new husband who is not a homo?'
"Well with the magic of Television we can work that out. What else?'
"Oh his penis. It has to be at least this big."
"I will get to work on that. But I have to warn you. It might be either Milton Berle or Forrest Tucker. So don't get your hopes up."
"Just give me something to work with Fatso and I won't complain."
"Ho, ho, ho. You really are a freaking ho. No wonder that Gig Young is gonna eat his gun."
"WHAT?"
"Never mind. Merry Christmas and to all a Good Night!"

1 comment:

G Joubert said...

Elizabeth Montgomery was a mouthbreathing liberal. Her father, Robert Montgomery, was very much a conservative, and a very classy guy too. Because of their political differences (Vietnam, for one) the two didn't get along at all from the 60's to the time of his death in the early 80s. But before the 60s, father and daughter were seen together everywhere, and he being the powerful man in Hollywood that he was, jumpstarted her career.