"No it is me Santa. How are you Mr. Ed. Have you been a good little horsey?"
"Well no Santa. I have been a bad horsey."
"Really what did you do? Poop on the floor? Shed all over the rug?'
"Nothing that harmless. I committed adultery. With our next store neighbor Barbara Parker. And that's not the worst of it."
"What could be worse than that?"
"Well she is going to have a baby. Little Sarah Jessica. I don't know what I am going to tell Wilbur. He gets very jealous."
"Jeeez. I thought the idiots on Gilligan's Island were a problem. Coal in your stocking this year you perverted pony."
3 comments:
I touched on this in a chirbit three years ago.
Spinelli and Titus were not impressed.
I thought they were the same person.
That's my theory too but I'm "playing along."
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