Saturday, October 10, 2015

Why nerds and lawyers should not control the world!



Did you hear the latest bullshit being pushed by liberal nerd lawyer assholes. It seems that Fantasy Sports betting needs to be regulated because.....I don't know....because it is gambling or something.

You must have been annoyed by going to your favorite website and having a pop up ad for Fan Duel or Draft King come up. Or you will be listening to the sports station and an ad for these fantasy league website comes upon between the ads for Viagra and Cars for Kids. These are the sites that you can sign up and draft players and compete in a fantasy sports league in baseball or basketball or more frequently football. They handle all the stats and you can win big bucks because a bunch of losers from all over the country are involved and they have big winning pots. It's like on line poker for morons who think they know sports.

The scandal that has the lawyer nerds panties in a twist is that some of the employees of the sites are playing on the rivals sites. They are using some of the tips they have picked up by watching the smart players on their site. It is called handicapping douche bags. When you go to the track you bet along with people who have a good record of picking winners. It is gambling you morons. In fact it is more like laying off bets by the bookie. In any event it is not illegal. They have more information than some but the playing field is always unequal. Some players have more info than others. Some are just smarter. You can't regulate every freaking thing. But the Attorney General of New York and some ambulance chasers have a class action suit and the whole thing is a big mess.

I bet these douche bags never put down a bet in their life. They were too busy studying how to rip off the working man who likes to make a wager while drinking a beer and watching Monday Night football. We need a law.

A law to outlaw lawyers.

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