10 Natural Laws of Successful Time and Life Management
You're given a check every day for twenty-four hours, and you have to spend every last second.
-Hyrum W. Smith
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Time, time, time, what's to become of us? Please share your time management tips with us.
What about the energy management problem? I mean we're not all bags who runs a company and a love life and dogs and fixes/builds cars and houses or whatever the hell else and does it 24/7. What if you've got like three hours energy tops per day? Then time management becomes easy. You just go like a madman those first three hours and then either collapse or g-l-i-d-e through the rest of the day. Otherwise known as being a bum. Of course a lot of guys golf in the afternoons. They're bums too. Respectable bums.
It's strange you should say that, ric, because I was thinking today that the thing I appreciate the most about Troop is I know he's real...don't know how many sock puppets, but I know he's really an individual. Bags, not so much, sorry bago, you be cool, but just sayin'.
The Deborah Rule: unless I've seen you, and you're not a meat puppet, I don't know if you're real. Father Fox, etc., just marks on a screen till proven otherwise.
Three hours? If you do not have a health problem, you can improve. Heaven knows I need to!
That would require a perfectly elastic collision in physics terms. In physique terms, I'm not sure you want to admit that your ass is elastic or any part thereof. YMMV
Incidentally, Disneyland is the worst deal of all possible transactions it the world we live in. Expensive, time consuming, boring, tedious, ugly, hot, stinky and lame. !970's entertainment technology sucked dry of all the risk and fun. Kid's don't realize this, but they hate it. Everybody hates the experience, but they think they should like it. A family would have a thousand times better experience going fishing at a lake for free. Hell, it's a better time fishing in a bucket in the backyard with an $8 barbecue, and pound of hot dogs.
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The problem with time management books and procrastination is...well, you know.
I want to put the shredder where the mail comes in. Immediate shredding/tossing of junk mail, credit card offers etc.
Have two dishwashers, then you don't have to worry about unloading them.
I find it much more efficient to schedule my chores around my afternoon nap than vice versa.
lol if you call it a siesta you can get credit for being culturally sensitive.
lol if you call it a siesta you can get credit for being culturally sensitive.
More likely you'll be blamed for cultural insensitivity and called a racist to boot.
What about the energy management problem? I mean we're not all bags who runs a company and a love life and dogs and fixes/builds cars and houses or whatever the hell else and does it 24/7. What if you've got like three hours energy tops per day? Then time management becomes easy. You just go like a madman those first three hours and then either collapse or g-l-i-d-e through the rest of the day. Otherwise known as being a bum. Of course a lot of guys golf in the afternoons. They're bums too. Respectable bums.
Time passes and love fades...
Well Lem, I saw that Alt liked that commercial and liked Dylan's wrinkled face, but I did not view it. I just did. YUK.
It's strange you should say that, ric, because I was thinking today that the thing I appreciate the most about Troop is I know he's real...don't know how many sock puppets, but I know he's really an individual. Bags, not so much, sorry bago, you be cool, but just sayin'.
The Deborah Rule: unless I've seen you, and you're not a meat puppet, I don't know if you're real. Father Fox, etc., just marks on a screen till proven otherwise.
Three hours? If you do not have a health problem, you can improve. Heaven knows I need to!
PS I'm a damn bum, trying to improve.
I am into Enya right now.
Usually I workout to faster music, but I am diggin Enya.
tits.
Enfrigginya? The 90s are over brainiac. Try harder, you are insulting us.
TITS
look at my stomach.
Thank you, but no.
here is a better pic
I don't know why Lem doesn't invite you to be a contributor...we'd be golden.
Show us your cottage cheese ass, Titus!
I have dick pics too-both flacid and hard and in between-semi.
ricpic, do you think somebody with that bode has a cottage cheese ass?
Squats are my new fave exercise in the gym-and I squat really low!
You could pounce quarters off my tight ass.
tits.
The Deborah Rule: unless I've seen you, and you're not a meat puppet, I don't know if you're real.
The Meat Puppets were a favorite band of mine in the 80's. Lost track of how many times I saw them.
You could pounce quarters off my tight ass.
That would require a perfectly elastic collision in physics terms. In physique terms, I'm not sure you want to admit that your ass is elastic or any part thereof. YMMV
What can I say? I don't sleep much, and my life is driven by other people's demands.
Had my first drink at 11:00 am. That was a great hour.
Then went to Disneyland - 97 degrees and humid. Tourists and Americans are kind of gross.
I hated it. Didn't want to go. It sucked.
Got home at 7pm. More drinks talked with Mom and the blonde. Played with the dogs.
Had incredible sex. Ate pizza. Watched "Antiques Road Show".
Read and commented on Lems.
Yea, It's all good. What do you want me to do? I'd be glad to skip Disneyland from now on.
Incidentally, Disneyland is the worst deal of all possible transactions it the world we live in. Expensive, time consuming, boring, tedious, ugly, hot, stinky and lame. !970's entertainment technology sucked dry of all the risk and fun. Kid's don't realize this, but they hate it. Everybody hates the experience, but they think they should like it. A family would have a thousand times better experience going fishing at a lake for free. Hell, it's a better time fishing in a bucket in the backyard with an $8 barbecue, and pound of hot dogs.
Pounce a quarter?
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