Tuesday, September 22, 2015

"Hillary Clinton Rips GOP for $10 Bill Gaffe ... Then Makes Her Own"

Hillary is a politician. This is what politicians do, they play it safe....
Clinton was doing the candidate thing -- signing autographs Sunday in Georgetown when our man Colin asked if Maya Angelou should be in the running. Her response: "I was sort of amazed that the Republicans couldn't think of one American woman."
Not entirely accurate -- there were a couple nods for Rosa Parks and Susan B. Anthony, but yeah ... they also said Margaret Thatcher and Mother Teresa.
But then Clinton added, "I could give them a really long list if they're interested."
Alright, door's wide open, sooo ... watch what happens when Colin asks for that list.
Via TMZ... Video after the jump


Link to video

16 comments:

ampersand said...

I think the treasury should issue a .78 dollar bill. Women should be paid exclusively in that denomination, except strippers of course.

edutcher said...

Surprised she didn't want Sir Edmond Hillary on it.

Patrick said...

Video didn't play for me. What did she say?

Lem said...

I inserted the video..

Prepare yourself for the laugh btw.

Rabel said...

Now you warn me! That oughta be good for a few Republican ads. Lawsey.

Lem said...

That laugh has to be up there with waterboarding in the torture scale.

Lem said...

Oh my.. look who turned up at Fox the five...

Link

bagoh20 said...

I don't know how anybody could possibly be a worse candidate than her. There are candidates that are poor communicators, some that are dumb, some boring, others gaffe prone, but to be a serial liar, coruptocrat, lifetime insider, terrible on your feet, a fool, unattractive, and sound terrible every time you open your mouth on top of a near endless series of scandals is unprecedented in the annal of politics. Is this some kind of test to see just how stupid the American people are, because I thought we already proved that. Somebody thinks we can show it to be undiluted Idiocracy.

Leland said...

I guess I'm not up on culture, what was Hillary's gaffe? That she didn't provide a list, after she said she could? I'm not thinking that's a big deal, considering she did say that Rosa Parks and Mary Angelou would be two good names. What am I missing?

Dad Bones said...

Lem, the laughing Hillary pen is great. It might induce nightmares, though, if she's leading the polls at election time.

Chip Ahoy said...

She bores me to death when she doesn't irritate me. Her supporters even worse.

Mum said, my fault, don't be boring.

Know what isn't boring. Being lauded in a grocery store by perfect stranger for producing air-light cheese-flavored smoked jalapeño and bacon breadsticks that melt in your mouth like cheese dust. And then another man with a British accent approached from behind me, turned me around, an athletic fellow, shook my hand vigorously, pumped my arm, and squeezed my guts out right there in front of the deli guy. He said,

"A lot of people come in here and talk a good food-game, but you delivered."

Right then another man dressed similarly approached from the far corner who I don't know and told me he orders for their bakery. He wanted to know what is in them.

I took the whole batch. As much as your grasping hands can hold were you to choke somebody's neck and suddenly replaced their neck with my breadsticks. 33, that many light-as-air cheese breadsticks.

I didn't mention to them the two bums sitting in the shade that I passed by very closely on the way there. I greeted them as if they are normal people because underneath all the crust and dirt and filth they probably are, if you soaked them for a few hours, and scrubbed really hard, and threw away their clothes, and provided new ones, and disinfected their bodies, and fumigated their hair, and cut it nearly to nothing and their eyebrows too, and trimmed their nails and shined them up and scrubbed their skin with abrasives to get rid of dead skin cells, after a few hours of scrubbing maybe they are normal people inside there. I saw they both had bottles of refreshing water. "Hey you two, would you care for a couple of delicious light-as-air breadsticks?" They turn to cheese dust in your mouth. They will need the water.

So it was really 29.

But a big neck-thick pile.

A truck driver neck not a little girl neck.

I'm glad they accepted. That leaves room in my backpack, I won't have to take them back home. By the time I circled the small but dense shop and returned with a few things to carry home, the breadsticks were all gone. The people who work there ate them. Just like that.

That would have been like a week's worth, or more.

So now I'm the breadstick hero of Tony's.

And that's not boring. Or irritating.

ndspinelli said...

Rumors are she has MS. Montel Williams smokes cannabis for his MS.

William said...

I like her better than Elizabeth Warren.

Can Of Cheese for Hunter said...

Heh



Can Of Cheese for Hunter said...

One more

Can Of Cheese for Hunter said...

Ok - one more