To: Robin Thicke
From: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton Private Email Server
Re: My Girl Miley
CC: Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cryus, The Guy with the Bullwinkle hat
Hey loser.
I see where you just lost a lawsuit because you were ripping off Marvin Gaye. I know the feeling because my campaign is ripping off my Uncle Saul Alinsky all over the freaking place.
I just want to tell you to leave my precious alone. She is a big girl now and is going to work under me in various positions. Just like Huma did back in the day. I need to reach out to the crackers if I am going to beat Jim Webb that racist hillbilly. So Miley will do the trick.
She will do a lot of tricks.
Just leave my precious alone.
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I don't think Miley will be enough.
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Pray tell me how Miley Cyrus is in the least bit titillating? Scrawny. Boy like body. I must have missed something in my youth.
Looks like Jethro, Miss Jane and Granny.
Man, I'd have to be like really drunk.
Allen S ... Amen.
Not sure I was ever able to get that drunk...and I was pretty good at it for a while. Today, nope. Coffee just ain't gonna do it.
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