"What's that Gilligan?'
"I don't know Mary Anne. Let's go see."
"Wait why should we do that. Sit next to me and snuggle on the beach in the hot sun."
"I can't do that."
"Why not Gilligan?"
"Because I am in a sixties sitcom and I can't be hitting on the hot chick half naked who wants to get some. I have to go in the hut with the Skipper and show him that I am still his little buddy."
"Why?"
"It's a sixties sitcom rule. Hot chick's don't get any. Sorry."
"I hate the sixties."
3 comments:
It might have been a sixties sitcom rule, but if the prudes on the academic left get there way (and they are); it will be a rule for every college student.
Mary Anne was plenty sexy.
What rcocean said. Hell to the yes.
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