Sunday, July 6, 2014

Sunday Evening Juvenile Joke Fest


Some jokes just write themselves.  Hey, anyone know which street Lorena Bobbitt lives on?


22 comments:

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Now I do. ;-)

Icepick said...

There are a couple of towns named Twat in the British Isles. Somehow that seems relevant.

Icepick said...

The main unit of currency in Vietnam is the Dong.

And Carlos Danger is actually a less ridiculous name than Anthony Weiner.

Michael Haz said...

Isn't there some rapper who just shortened his stroke?

Icepick said...

Yeah, it was Christ Bearer of the Wu-Tang Clan. He'll have to choke up on the shaft now.

Unknown said...

Carlos Danger's top secret road to his secluded luv cabin.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Carlos Danger's top secret road to his secluded luv cabin.

Lol. Which in his case, consists of a hut with wi-fi and a barkalounger.

edutcher said...

Can we say This was the most unkindest cut of all?

ricpic said...

Johnny Carson: When you reach the Slauson Cutoff...

Audience: CUT OFF YOUR SLAUSON.




Considering Carson left the Tonight Show in '92 that means nothing to thirtysomethings. Tempus Fugit.


chickelit said...

Tempus Fugit.

Tempus Fugitol

Chip Ahoy said...
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Chip Ahoy said...

I'm diesel pointed.

Nobody remarked on the Hello Kitty notebook on the jihadists table down there vvv in the previous post. Ha ha ha ha ha come on, that's funny!

They're all hubba la dubba la dubbala bubbla pigs cockroaches kill kill kill, Allah willing, peace be upon him, dogs this, dogs that, in harsh inflections and everybody all war-like and ready to wage battle to the death and wearing their appropriated Western military camouflage, and right there on the table their notes kept in their Hello Kitty notebook -- white cartoon kitty, pink ribbon. The whole thing in its little girl glory.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Did you know Japanese notebooks, books, comic books and such read back to front? Well they do! And that's perfect for script that's written backwards as if everybody is left handed. It all makes so much sense. Almost.





Chip S. said...

I'm diesel pointed.

Once in a while a post leaves nothing to add.

There are so many more ways to disagree than to say, "Great stuff." It's like an axiom of the internet or something.

Paddy O said...

My favorite, though not best, driving joke is to yell, "Hay!" anytime a hay truck drives by. "What?!" people say, thinking I said, Hey!" "Hay!" I reply, pointing to the truck. Never gets old.

I also have a great laugh anytime we drive by any of the various Buttes. It's Elephant Butt! I say, for instance, always with a guffaw.

Known Unknown said...

I've taken the Slauson cutoff!

Known Unknown said...

I've taken the Slauson cutoff!

Known Unknown said...

I've taken the Slauson cutoff!

Methadras said...

Kitchen Dick Road between Sequim and Port Angeles.

Unknown said...

Hey- I've driven that road and remember that Kitchen dick sign.

Who is Kitchen Dick?

Methadras said...

It also crosses Woodcock road, so you have Kitchen Dick and Woodcock road. I think it was named after a gay named kitchen and another guy named dick. and viola. Also, if you take the K out of Kitchen, you end up with Itchen Dick Road, which has happened before. :D

Unknown said...

lol- I'll bet the K is scratched out. It all leads to the Ho valley.

Unknown said...

oops - Hoh.