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While most signs point to that Boeing 777 being lost to the sea, CNN is also lost, but still on the air.
@jdawsey1 @instapundit pic.twitter.com/Of5Z5FxB5q
— Sister Too (@SisterstooInc) April 1, 2014
While most signs point to that Boeing 777 being lost to the sea, CNN is also lost, but still on the air.
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BREAKING STORY My car will struggle to maintain speed once fuel tank is empty.
BREAKING STORY Bar will struggle to maintain customers once liquor bottles are empty.
Interestingly, CNN "reporters" manage to keep their heads in the air, even though those very heads are empty.
I am guessing helium is involved.
Avoiding all news stories about corrupt democrats will eventually force news agencies to run out of gas.
Any discussion on CNN about Harry Reid's nepotism? Any information about the democrat Leland Yee and his amazing gun trafficking?
I only watch sports on TV.
Keeps me sane.
Thinking of chucking the cable altogether. Can get sports broadcasts and Netflix over the internet.
I don't think there is anything more they can squeeze out of that plane.
I'm cured. Hallelujah.
As most women will agree, that damned gravity.
No no no--
Alert: Reading comprehension problem at Lem's.
It's not a "Breaking Story"
It's a "Developing Story"
Meaning there is some place this story is --- going?
Actually, the CNN editors and layers of fact checkers have been pink slipped and all that is left to write headlines is the news anchor's 9 year old kid.
In Soviet Russia gas empties you.
The Boeing 777 will not struggle at all. It is a machine with no comprehension of strife. Further, unless sitting on the ground, it will lose altitude once the fuel tanks empty. It will not maintain altitude at all.
But then everyone but CNN already knew this.
CNN thought that an empty 777 would be light enough to ride a thermal upwards, surfing from one upwelling draft of warm air to the next, wafting along like a feather until it can touch down as lightly as a ballerina wearing red shoes.
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