"Damn, Johnny Quinn just cannot catch a break. Just two days after having to Incredible Hulk his way through a bathroom door that wouldn't open, the American bobsledder has once again found himself victimized by the jankiness of the Sochi Olympic facilities."
"That's Quinn in the picture above, trying to force open the doors of an elevator that he and two fellow bobsledders got stuck in today. Quinn tweeted that photo just over an hour ago, but his account has been quiet since. Please, someone go get Quinn out of that elevator. He doesn't deserve this."
[Twitter]
7 comments:
It's a conspiracy.
Jankiness.
That is all.
Jankiness.
I can't believe that nation was our serious competitor at one time, but then again our modern selves could never compete with our old selves either. We used to be miracle makers.
Send that whiney-boy complaining snowboarder over to help open the door. Obviously he has the time.
To get locked in a janky Russian closet once is a misfortune. To get locked in two different Russian closets in a week looks rather a lot like carelessness.
IHIWTH
(lol Mitch}
Dude, put down the blunt and push the button that says "Open".
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